Addition By Subtraction by Ben Weasel
Addition by subtraction, sometimes it's the only way. Once reduced to fractions some girls just can't stand to stay. Chop them up into a million pieces - watch them try to stay together. Wind them up and send them on their way forever. Division by omission is a plan that never fails. Making it your mission is about all it entails. Now there's a certain kind of masochism only seen in special cases: let them stick around so you can see their faces. Addition by subtraction means you never need to lie. Go looking for action while she stays at home and cries. Love is blind and if you take advantage deaf and dumb are quick to follow. Use her up, then leave and start again tomorrow. If I'm going down you're going with me.