1-800-Nu-Checks

1-800-Nu-Checks Lyrics

I wiggle and wobble, bouncing that jelly, oh my God!
Guess it's Sweet Pussy Saturday everyday, that's word to Plies
Caesar blonde like he Patti Mayonnaise, he's Patti with them pies
He gon' f**k me like Gladiator, then tat me on his side!
I got some dudes with some legal paper, I f**k 'em on the side
Keep my street nigga under radar, he hustle's with the 9mm
Niggas be dedicated, you know they down to ride
Keep my mind on my money and keep this pussy on his mind

Ugh, he gon' spend a check
He gon' ice me 'cause my body bangin' like a Genelec
Picture perfect pussy, pretty sex
VVS, my diamond choker, now I'm really getting wet!
You b**ches ain't a threat
If I super-soak your nigga you gon' really be upset
He said my pussy is the best
Throwing dollars for the baddest b**ch, I came in to collect

Big momma, big dollars
Big choppers, go "Bracka"
Hip hopper, flow hotter
Ass clapper, show stopper
Panty dropper, pussy popper
Pussy drippin', pussy power
Pussy power, pussy power
Fast cash!

They schemin'
I'm 'bout to heat these niggas up like a soup and eat 'em
I chew these niggas like some Wrigley gum, believe it
I pop the deuce and chop the roof up the coupe, conceited
That pussy pink inside like filet mignon!

Little man, it's the wettest dream
Make the pussy cream like you've never seen
Peelin' off in a banana Lamb
Custom Kente cloth on my Timberland
Big Banks, big bankroll
Big Pamela Ann's in ya camera lens
I freak it, pop it, throw that ass
He work all week to throw that cash

Ugh, he gon' spend a check
He gon' ice me 'cause my body bangin' like a Genelec
Picture perfect pussy, pretty sex
VVS, my diamond choker, now I'm really getting wet!
You b**ches ain't a threat
If I super-soak your nigga you gon' really be upset
He said my pussy is the best
Throwing dollars for the baddest b**ch, I came in to collect