(Intro) Let’s Hope Heteros Fail, Learn and Retire

(Intro) Let’s Hope Heteros Fail, Learn and Retire Lyrics

[Intro]
Imagine a world with no heteros
Got Apple Pay on my telephone
I'm on my way to get my pills
Gone to drag brunch with all my girls

[Verse 1]
I screamed, I woke up
I'm covered with cold sweat
That guy! Yes, that heterosexual guy!
His hands were on my thighs
We were in a sh*tty club
Surrounded by a sea of his hetero friends!
[Breakdown]
LGBT OBGYN
If you know, you know
If you don't, you don't

[Chorus]
Let's hope heteros fail (Fail)
Learn (Learn)
Retire (Retire)
They're intimidated 'causе I'm bored (Bored)
Cunty (Cunty)
Sexy (Sеxy)

[Verse 2]
I f**k around till figure out but they get in my way
Got me traumatized, I cry a lot until it goes away
Chase me to the club at 2 o'clock and I am already drunk
Push me to the wall, emotional, but I don't give a f**k

[Chorus]
Let's hope heteros fail (Fail)
Learn (Learn)
Retire (Retire)
They're intimidated 'cause I'm messy (Messy)
Funny (Funny)
Strong (Strong)

[Bridge]
Rhinestones? True
Pronouns? True
Dry bar? Not true
But margaritas? True
Crop top? True
Haus lab? True
Sephora? Not true
But what is even true?

[Chorus]
Let's hope heteros fail (Fail)
Learn (Learn)
Retire (Retire)
They're intimidated 'cause I'm bored (Bored)
Cunty (Cunty)
Sexy (Sexy)
Let's hope heteros fail (Fail)
Learn (Learn)
Retire (Retire)
They're intimidated 'cause I'm messy (Messy)
Funny (Funny)
Strong (Strong)