Punker Bob

Punker Bob Lyrics

Punker Bob had a problem
Punker Bob did heroin
And Punker Bob had forgotten to use a clean syringe
Now Punker Bob is dying within...
Bob f**ked Samantha, and Samantha f**ked Dave. And Dave did Sophie and Linda, both in the same day! Well, Jeff caught wind and convinced the two to do him too, oh what a dream come true! Well Martha caught wind, and she joined in, while her boyfriend Joe waited at home. Well a week went by, and she caved in, Joe was so distraught he didn't know what to do. Well he went to a bar to ease the pain, ran into an Ex and they hooked up again. The only difference between her and them is she made Joe use a condom, and she didn't die from Aids.

Punker Bob had a problem
Punker Bob did heroin
And Punker Bob had forgotten to use a clean syringe
Now Punker Bob is dying within...