Born Drunk Lyrics

Born Drunk Lyrics

My mother was a bar-maid
And my father was a drunk
When they mixed their cock-tail
9 months later came this Punk
Never went to nursery
And at school I wasn't missed
Playing hookie with the big kids
Only homework? Getting p**sed!
Suckled on sambuca
Nurtured on the jack
Drunk before I'd crawled
Everyday... spent on my back

Born drunk
10 green bottles hanging on the wall
Born drunk
You bet I drank, I drank 'em all

Never knew a nipple
Only bottles, kegs and cans
No fluffy toys in my push-chair
Just empties in my pram
Through my mothers pregnancy
She poured it down her neck
That's why I was born drunk, man
That's why I am a wreck