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Rye or the Kaiser


by Yankovic Weird Al. Buy album CD: Other Songs A - Y


Fat and weak, what a disgrace Risin' up, back on the street
Guess the champ got too lazy Did my time, took my chances
Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space Went the distance, now I'm back on my
feet
Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain Just a man and his will to survive
But he's no bum, he works down the street So many times, it happens too fast
He bought the neighborhood deli You change your passion for glory
Back on his feet, now he's choppin' up meat Don't lose your grip on the dreams of
the past
Come inside, maybe you'll hear him say You must fight just to keep them alive
Try the rye or the kaiser It's the eye of the tiger
They're on special tonight It's the cream of the fight
If you want, you can have an appetizer Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
You might like our salami, and the liver's all right And the last known survivor stalks his
prey in the night
And they'd really go well with the rye And he's watchin' us all in the eye
Or the kaiser Of the tiger
Never eats while on the job Face to face, out in the heat
He heard it's good to stay hungry Hangin' tough, stayin' hungry
But he makes a pretty mean shish kabob They stack the odds 'til we take to
the street
Have a taste, they were made fresh today For we kill with the skill to survive
Try the rye or the kaiser It's the eye of the tiger
Or the wheat or the white It's the cream of the fight
Maybe I can suggest an appetizer Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
Stay away from the tuna, it smells funny tonight And the last known survivor stalks
his prey in the night
But you just can't go wrong with the rye And he's watchin' us all in the eye
Or the kaiser Of the tiger
So today, his deli comes first Risin' up, straight to the top
Still he dreams of his past days of glory Have the guts, got the glory
Goes in the back and beats up on the liverwurst Went the distance, now I'm not
gonna stop
All the while you can still hear him say Just a man and his will to survive
It's the rye or the kaiser It's the eye of the tiger
It's the thrill of one bite It's the cream of the fight
Let me please be your catering advisor Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
If you want substitutions, I won't put up a fight And the last known survivor stalks his
prey in the night
You can have your roast beef on the rye And he's watchin' us all in the eye
Or the kaiser Of the tiger
The rye or the kaiser The eye of the tiger
The rye or the kaiser The eye of the tiger
The rye or the kaiser The eye of the tiger
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  1. Aardvark
  2. Airline Amy
  3. Alligator
  4. Amish Paradise
  5. Amoeba
  6. Another One Rides the Bus
  7. Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a Planet Near Mars
  8. Bedrock Anthem
  9. Bohemian Polka
  10. Buckingham Blues
  11. Callin in Sick
  12. Cockroaches
  13. Dont Wear Those Shoes
  14. Everything You Know is Wrong
  15. Finale
  16. Gandhi Ii
  17. Gee Im a Nerd
  18. Good Enough for Now
  19. Gotta Boogie
  20. Harvey the Wonder Hamster
  21. Heres Johnny
  22. Hooked on Polkas
  23. Hummingbirds
  24. I Cant Watch This
  25. I Lost on Jeopardy
  26. I Remember Larry
  27. I Think Im a Clone Now
  28. I Want a New Duck
  29. I Was Only Kidding
  30. Iguana
  31. Ill Be Mellow when Im Dead
  32. Im So Sick of You
  33. Introduction
  34. Introduction Carnival of the Animals Part Two
  35. Isle Thing
  36. King of Suede
  37. Let Me Be Your Hog
  38. Livin in the Fridge
  39. Living With a Hernia
  40. Money for Nothing, Beverly Hillbillies
  41. Mr Frump in the Iron Lung
  42. Mr Popiel
  43. My Bologna
  44. One of Those Days
  45. Phony Calls
  46. Pigeons
  47. Polka Party
  48. Polka Your Eyes Out
  49. Polkas on 45
  50. Poodle
  51. Rye or the Kaiser
  52. Shark
  53. She Drives Like Crazy
  54. She Never Told Me She Was a Mime
  55. Since Youve Been Gone
  56. Six Words Long
  57. Slime Creatures from Outer Space
  58. Smells Like Nirvana
  59. Snails
  60. Spatula City
  61. Spy Hard
  62. Stuck in a Closet With Vanna White
  63. Such a Groovy Guy
  64. Taco Grande
  65. That Boy Could Dance
  66. The Alternative Polka
  67. The Checks in the Mail
  68. The Night Santa Went Crazy
  69. The White Stuff
  70. Theme from Rocky Xiii
  71. Traffic Jam
  72. Trigger Happy
  73. Twister
  74. Unicorn
  75. Velvet Elvis
  76. Vulture
  77. Waffle King
  78. What if God Smoked Cannabis
  79. When I Was Your Age
  80. Windows 95 Sucks!
  81. Yo!!! This is a Digrace

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