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Amish Paradise

by Yankovic Weird Al. Buy album CD: Other Songs A - Y

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know I shun fancy things like electricty
At 4:30 in the morning I'm milking cows,
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows...fool!
And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone.
I'm a man of the land I'm into discipline
Got my Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin.
But if I finish all my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699.
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish Paradise
I've churned butter once or twice living in an Amish Paradise
It's hard work and sarifice living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price living in an Amish Paradise
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek,
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in Hell.
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it,
An Amish with a 'tude you know that's unheard of.
I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree I really look good in black...fool!
If you come to visit you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years.
But we ain't really quaint so please don't point and stare,
We're just technologically impared.
There's no phones no lights no motor cars not a single luxury
Like Robinson carusoe we're as primitive as can be.
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish Paradise.
We're just plain and simple guys lving in an Amish Paradise
There's no time for sin and vice living in an Amish Paradise.
We don't fight we all play nice living in an Amish Paradise.
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter, raise a barn on Monday,
Soon I'll raise another.
Think you're really righeous, think you're pure in heart
Well I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art.
I'm the pious guy the little Amlets wanna be like
On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife.
So don't be vain and don't be whiny or else my brother I might have to ger medieval on
your heiny
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish Paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites living in an Amish Paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights living in an Amish Paradise
But you'd probably think it bites living in an Amish Paradise.

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  1. Aardvark
  2. Airline Amy
  3. Alligator
  4. Amish Paradise
  5. Amoeba
  6. Another One Rides the Bus
  7. Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a Planet Near Mars
  8. Bedrock Anthem
  9. Bohemian Polka
  10. Buckingham Blues
  11. Callin in Sick
  12. Cockroaches
  13. Dont Wear Those Shoes
  14. Everything You Know is Wrong
  15. Finale
  16. Gandhi Ii
  17. Gee Im a Nerd
  18. Good Enough for Now
  19. Gotta Boogie
  20. Harvey the Wonder Hamster
  21. Heres Johnny
  22. Hooked on Polkas
  23. Hummingbirds
  24. I Cant Watch This
  25. I Lost on Jeopardy
  26. I Remember Larry
  27. I Think Im a Clone Now
  28. I Want a New Duck
  29. I Was Only Kidding
  30. Iguana
  31. Ill Be Mellow when Im Dead
  32. Im So Sick of You
  33. Introduction
  34. Introduction Carnival of the Animals Part Two
  35. Isle Thing
  36. King of Suede
  37. Let Me Be Your Hog
  38. Livin in the Fridge
  39. Living With a Hernia
  40. Money for Nothing, Beverly Hillbillies
  41. Mr Frump in the Iron Lung
  42. Mr Popiel
  43. My Bologna
  44. One of Those Days
  45. Phony Calls
  46. Pigeons
  47. Polka Party
  48. Polka Your Eyes Out
  49. Polkas on 45
  50. Poodle
  51. Rye or the Kaiser
  52. Shark
  53. She Drives Like Crazy
  54. She Never Told Me She Was a Mime
  55. Since Youve Been Gone
  56. Six Words Long
  57. Slime Creatures from Outer Space
  58. Smells Like Nirvana
  59. Snails
  60. Spatula City
  61. Spy Hard
  62. Stuck in a Closet With Vanna White
  63. Such a Groovy Guy
  64. Taco Grande
  65. That Boy Could Dance
  66. The Alternative Polka
  67. The Checks in the Mail
  68. The Night Santa Went Crazy
  69. The White Stuff
  70. Theme from Rocky Xiii
  71. Traffic Jam
  72. Trigger Happy
  73. Twister
  74. Unicorn
  75. Velvet Elvis
  76. Vulture
  77. Waffle King
  78. What if God Smoked Cannabis
  79. When I Was Your Age
  80. Windows 95 Sucks!
  81. Yo!!! This is a Digrace


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