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by Southpark. Buy album CD: Other Songs I39 - W

You know, Kathie Lee.. you are a very special woman. I don't mean special in a Mary Tyler Moore way.. Or an extra-value meal at Happy Burger way.. No, I mean special, like the song of the hummingbird.. As it gets ready to find a female hummingburd.. And make sweet love to it, all night long. Just 2 hummingbirds, moaning and groaning.. Lettin' their bodies caress, and touch each other in ecstasy. Then Slowly the male hummingbird gets behind the female hummingbird.. And eases his way into her golden valley. Gliding Gently, in and out.. in and out.. ooh, in and out.. 2 hummingbirds doin' it doggy style all night long.. Until finally, the male hummingbird screams with passion.. and lets his little humming gravy fly all over the nest.. Yeah.. and it makes me wanna.. Makes me wanna sing this special song for you, Yeah baby..

Oh Kathie Lee, your such a special woman to me!
How I'd love to lay ya down..
And lick every inch of your bodaay with my tongue!
Kathie Lee, you're my sexual fantasy..
How 'bout you and me, get it together and make sweet love!
Cos, nobody can take your place, no way the could match your face
You've got it goin' on in a way so clear, I just wanna buy you a beer
I thought maybe tonight at 7:30 or something I could uh..
Come by and pick you up in my caaaaarrr..
No Substitute, No Substitute for you, No Substitute! No baby there's..
No Substitute, for you girl, No Substitute for you now!

I know you love my body so much
It's something you can't have but touch, oww!
I might let you if you promise to be gentle..
Hmm, now i'm gettin' all sentimental..
Maybe after I pick you up in my car, we could bog down over by the gas station and go for 2 weeks and 1 night in the back seat and..
Drop you off at hooome..
No Substitute, No Substitute for you, No Substitute! No baby there's..
No Substitute, come on lemme sing.. No Substitute for you now!

Now you remember our 2 hummingbirds? Well, after their night of Passion.. The male hummingbird couldn't sleep or eat.. All he could think about was that one incredible night.. when feathers wee flying all over the nest, and beaks were where they shouldn't be.. So he puts his beak lips together and whistles a song.. Calling that femaly hummingbird back for another night of fire.. Just like i'm calling for you baby..
[chef whistles] Hey, get yo' ass over her for some good lovin'!

There's only one word that can describe you..
Your a flippety-floppity-hotcha-mamma-hoo-hoo!
You've got everything i've ever wanted.. metaphors have all been exhausted!
So what's say you and I forget about singing this song
And act like a couple of hummingbirds ourselves
And get down to some businessss..
No Substitute, No Substitute for you, No-no-no-no Substitute! No baby there's..
No Substitute, for you girl.. No-no-no-no-no-Substitute..

Ladies and Gentlemen, the fabulous.. Chef-ettes!
No-no-no-no-no-no, for you girl.. No Substitute..
No Substitute, No substitute for you.. Kathie Leeeee!

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  1. I'm Not Gay! -Mr. Garrison
  2. I'm Super
  3. I'm super - big gay al
  4. In the ghetto (cartman's version)
  5. It happened in sun valley
  6. It's a rockin' world
  7. It's Easy Mmkay
  8. Jew
  9. Kenny Goes To Hell (Hell Isn't Good)
  10. Kenny's dead
  11. Kyle's Mom Is A Bitch
  12. Kyle's Mom Is A Stupid Bitch
  13. Kyle's Mom's A Bitch
  14. La Resistance
  15. La resistance (medley)
  16. La resistance (reprise)
  17. La resistance reprise (mole’s death)
  18. Lemmiwink's Song
  19. Lemmiwinks
  20. Let's Fight Love
  21. Little boy you're going to hell!
  22. Lonely jew
  23. Love gravy
  24. Make It Right
  25. Mentally Dull [think Tank Remix]
  26. Mephesto and kevin
  27. Mephisto and kevin
  28. Merry Fucking Christmas
  29. Mora Nisse Volvo 142
  30. Mountain town
  31. Mountain town (bigger longer and uncut)
  32. Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo
  33. Mr. hanky the christmas poo: early '50s...
  34. No kitty, this is my potpie
  35. No substitute
  36. Nowhere to run
  37. O tannenbaum
  38. Oh Holy Night
  39. Onkelficker
  40. Prostitute Song
  41. Redneck mountain town
  42. Saddam-i can change
  43. Santa claus is on his way
  44. Satan-Up There
  45. Sexual harassment panda
  46. Simultaneous
  47. South park opening theme(movie)
  48. South park theme
  49. Special in our own way
  50. Stan's song
  51. Stan's Wendy Songs
  52. Suck My Balls Mr.Garrison(From The Movie)
  53. Swiss colony beef log
  54. Taco Flavoured Kisses
  55. Taco-Flavored Kisses (Megamix)
  56. The beer song
  57. The Canadian Prime Minister
  58. The Dreidle Song
  59. The f word
  60. The lonely jew on christmas
  61. The most offensive song ever
  62. Third Grade
  63. Tonight is right for love
  64. Towile quotes
  65. Uncle Fucka (By Terrence And Phillip)
  66. Uncle Fucka (Rap Version)
  67. Uncle fucker
  68. Up there
  69. Vote Or Die
  70. Wake up wendy!
  71. We three kings
  72. Wendy's Cunt Song
  73. Wendy's Fingerbang Audition
  74. What the hell child is this?
  75. What would brian boitano do 2
  76. What Would Brian Boitano Do?
  77. What Would Brian Boitano Do? (End Credits)
  78. What would brian boitano do? pt ii
  79. What Would Brian Boytanno Do(End Credits)
  80. Wild Wild West - Cartman
  81. Will they die 4 you?
  82. Wishing tree


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