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Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo


by Southpark. Buy album CD: Other Songs I39 - W


We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose
And we all know Frosty whose made out of snow
But all of those stories seem kind of... gay
Cuz we all know who brightens up our holiday

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Small and brown he comes from you
Sit on the toilet here he comes
Squeeze him between your festive buns

A present from down below
Spreading joy with a "howdy ho"
He's seen the love inside of you
Coz he's a piece of poo

Sometimes he's nutty
Sometimes he's corny
He can be brown or greenish-brown (Mmm Mmm)
But if you eat fibre on Christmas eve he might come to your town

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me I love you
Therefore vicariously he loves you
I can make a Mr Hankey too!
(fart noise)

Cartman
Well Kyle where is he?

Kyle
He's comin'

Stan
C'mon dude push!

Kyle
Im trying!

Cartman
Oh wait wait I can see his head!

Kyle
HERE HE COMES!!
(fart noise)

Mr. Hankey
HOWDY HO!
I'm mr. hankey the Christmas Poo
Seasons greetings to all of you
Let's sing songs and dance and play
Now before I melt away
Here's a game I like to play
Stick me in your mouth and try to say
Howdey ho ho yum yum yum
Christmas time has come!

Sometimes he's runny
Sometimes he's firm
Sometimes he's practically water
Sometime he hangs off the end of your ass
and won't fall in the toilet
coz he's just clinging to your sphincter
and he wont drop off and so you
shake your ass around and try to get it to drop in the toilet
and finally it does

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
When Christmas leaves he must leave too
Flush him down but he's never gone
His smell and his spirit lingers on....

Howdy ho!



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  2. I'm Super
  3. I'm super - big gay al
  4. In the ghetto (cartman's version)
  5. It happened in sun valley
  6. It's a rockin' world
  7. It's Easy Mmkay
  8. Jew
  9. Kenny Goes To Hell (Hell Isn't Good)
  10. Kenny's dead
  11. Kyle's Mom Is A Bitch
  12. Kyle's Mom Is A Stupid Bitch
  13. Kyle's Mom's A Bitch
  14. La Resistance
  15. La resistance (medley)
  16. La resistance (reprise)
  17. La resistance reprise (mole’s death)
  18. Lemmiwink's Song
  19. Lemmiwinks
  20. Let's Fight Love
  21. Little boy you're going to hell!
  22. Lonely jew
  23. Love gravy
  24. Make It Right
  25. Mentally Dull [think Tank Remix]
  26. Mephesto and kevin
  27. Mephisto and kevin
  28. Merry Fucking Christmas
  29. Mora Nisse Volvo 142
  30. Mountain town
  31. Mountain town (bigger longer and uncut)
  32. Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo
  33. Mr. hanky the christmas poo: early '50s...
  34. No kitty, this is my potpie
  35. No substitute
  36. Nowhere to run
  37. O tannenbaum
  38. Oh Holy Night
  39. Onkelficker
  40. Prostitute Song
  41. Redneck mountain town
  42. Saddam-i can change
  43. Santa claus is on his way
  44. Satan-Up There
  45. Sexual harassment panda
  46. Simultaneous
  47. South park opening theme(movie)
  48. South park theme
  49. Special in our own way
  50. Stan's song
  51. Stan's Wendy Songs
  52. Suck My Balls Mr.Garrison(From The Movie)
  53. Swiss colony beef log
  54. Taco Flavoured Kisses
  55. Taco-Flavored Kisses (Megamix)
  56. The beer song
  57. The Canadian Prime Minister
  58. The Dreidle Song
  59. The f word
  60. The lonely jew on christmas
  61. The most offensive song ever
  62. Third Grade
  63. Tonight is right for love
  64. Towile quotes
  65. Uncle Fucka (By Terrence And Phillip)
  66. Uncle Fucka (Rap Version)
  67. Uncle fucker
  68. Up there
  69. Vote Or Die
  70. Wake up wendy!
  71. We three kings
  72. Wendy's Cunt Song
  73. Wendy's Fingerbang Audition
  74. What the hell child is this?
  75. What would brian boitano do 2
  76. What Would Brian Boitano Do?
  77. What Would Brian Boitano Do? (End Credits)
  78. What would brian boitano do? pt ii
  79. What Would Brian Boytanno Do(End Credits)
  80. Wild Wild West - Cartman
  81. Will they die 4 you?
  82. Wishing tree

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