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Mephisto and kevin

by Southpark. Buy album CD: Other Songs I39 - W

Primus - Mephisto and Kevin Lyrics (by Ding)

In 1986, the University of California Davis, sought two of the
all-time brightest stars,
Dr. Alphonze Mephesto, and Dr. Arny Abe Sacrabin,
Dr. Mephesto worked hard toward his thesis,
his goal was to genetically duplicate the DNA structure of asparagus,
so that all asparagus would grow to the same girth and length,
giving asparagus a much more pleasant presentation in the world's
supermarket vegetable business.

Dr. Abe Sacrabin's goal was to genetically create the greatest musical
entertainer the world had ever seen,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin knew that if he could assemble the right elements he
could theoretically build a DNA structure,
that would ensure his creation of talent far surpassing the average
At the time, one subject of urban myth was the story that Michael
Jackson, in a effort to
retain his youthful look and feminine vocal characteristics had his
testicles surgically removed,
thereby making him a modern day Castrato,
If such a rumor were true,
Michael Jackson more than likely would have some of his semen preserved
before the surgery to insure the future of his name and lineage.

Word came back to Dr. Abe Sacrabin,
of a secret cold storage locker
deep within the bowels of a used UCLA research center,
that not only contained four containers of frozen semen,
but also held a pair of testicles each was labeled with the name, Jack Michaelson.

What's that noise, In the night the most sentuaint voice,
the song of love from an angelic boy, stuck in my head,
and this is what he said,

"I am gopher boy, pondering reality,
I am gopher boy, Who will buy my raspberries?"

This had to be the seed of the king of pop,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin was able to use his charm and chiseled great features
to woo a young lab technician by the name of Jennifer,
who of course just happened to have the proper access needed to obtain a
small vile of the precious semen.
The search for the egg was a short one,
Dr. Mephesto simply ran an ad in the classified section of an LA Music
magazine. The ad read: "Wanted: Unfertilized human eggs for genetic experiment.
Donors must have musical background."
With a plethora of young eager wannabe musical stardoms, willing to sell their eggs,
the two doctors, after rigorous auditioning, picked and purchased.
Dr. Abe Sacrabin felt that it would be far less complicated legally,
if the fetus was brought to term in the womb of a non human.
He had long since secured the services of the University Volleyball
a llama by the name of Missy.
When the baby was ready,
the child was removed via cesarean.
It was a healthy baby boy, and he was named Kevin.

What's that noise, In the night the most sentuaint voice,
the song of love from an angelic boy, stuck in my head,
and this is what he said,

"I am gopher boy, pondering reality,
I am gopher boy, Who will buy my raspberries?"

Kevin was a beautiful child,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin sought to it that Kevin was trained by the best in all
aspects of performing, his voice was golden and had a sweetness to it that most males lacked.
He moved with grace and was able to moonwalk by the time he was three.
As Kevin grew with talent, Dr. Abe Sacrabin started noticing odd
developments in his physical state.
When Kevin lost his baby teeth, his secondaries came in with a vengeance,
they were at least twice the size as a normal adult's and the two in
front stuck nearly straight out, also as Kevin reached the 8th year,
he was the same height as he was when he was 4.
To top it off, he was growing hair all over and his penis was enormous,
even by adult standards.
It also dawned on the doctor that even through all the years of hearing Kevin's singing,
he rarely spoke, often chosing to communicate through various grunts and gurgles

What's that noise, In the night the most sentuaint voice,
the song of love from an angelic boy, stuck in my head,
and this is what he said,

"I am gopher boy, pondering reality,
I am Gopher Boy, who will buy my raspberries?"

Other's were noticing the changes in Kevin,
the children began to tease him, and call him "Gopher Boy".
One Day, a bully by the name of Big Roy, started throwing bananas at him,
soon a crowd of kids were all throwing bananas.
Suddenly, in a fury, Kevin rushed at Big Roy and bit 3 fingers off on his left hand.
Kevin was taken away and placed in the custody of the state,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin actions were found out,
but because there was no legislation concerning the genetic construction
of another human being,
no criminal charges were brought forth.
The medical association's board of ethics stripped him of all his
credentials and his reputation was ruined,
in fact, his name became so synonymous with failure,
that for years to come, med students around the world were known to say
in time of mishap,

"Damn, I feel just like Abe Sacrabin."

Dr. Mephesto immediately began proceeds to adopt little Kevin.
Being a noted scientist and the creator of the cloned asparagus,
it wasn't long before the two were legally united as father and son.

They moved to Colorado, where they live in relative obscurity.
Kevin is still a boy, of few spoken words, sticking mainly to his grunts and gurgles,
but on occasion, if you listen closely, you can hear his sweet golden
singing voice, ring out into the night, over the small town, of South Park.

"I am gopher boy pondering reality,
I am Gopher Boy, who will buy my raspberries?"

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  2. I'm Super
  3. I'm super - big gay al
  4. In the ghetto (cartman's version)
  5. It happened in sun valley
  6. It's a rockin' world
  7. It's Easy Mmkay
  8. Jew
  9. Kenny Goes To Hell (Hell Isn't Good)
  10. Kenny's dead
  11. Kyle's Mom Is A Bitch
  12. Kyle's Mom Is A Stupid Bitch
  13. Kyle's Mom's A Bitch
  14. La Resistance
  15. La resistance (medley)
  16. La resistance (reprise)
  17. La resistance reprise (mole’s death)
  18. Lemmiwink's Song
  19. Lemmiwinks
  20. Let's Fight Love
  21. Little boy you're going to hell!
  22. Lonely jew
  23. Love gravy
  24. Make It Right
  25. Mentally Dull [think Tank Remix]
  26. Mephesto and kevin
  27. Mephisto and kevin
  28. Merry Fucking Christmas
  29. Mora Nisse Volvo 142
  30. Mountain town
  31. Mountain town (bigger longer and uncut)
  32. Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo
  33. Mr. hanky the christmas poo: early '50s...
  34. No kitty, this is my potpie
  35. No substitute
  36. Nowhere to run
  37. O tannenbaum
  38. Oh Holy Night
  39. Onkelficker
  40. Prostitute Song
  41. Redneck mountain town
  42. Saddam-i can change
  43. Santa claus is on his way
  44. Satan-Up There
  45. Sexual harassment panda
  46. Simultaneous
  47. South park opening theme(movie)
  48. South park theme
  49. Special in our own way
  50. Stan's song
  51. Stan's Wendy Songs
  52. Suck My Balls Mr.Garrison(From The Movie)
  53. Swiss colony beef log
  54. Taco Flavoured Kisses
  55. Taco-Flavored Kisses (Megamix)
  56. The beer song
  57. The Canadian Prime Minister
  58. The Dreidle Song
  59. The f word
  60. The lonely jew on christmas
  61. The most offensive song ever
  62. Third Grade
  63. Tonight is right for love
  64. Towile quotes
  65. Uncle Fucka (By Terrence And Phillip)
  66. Uncle Fucka (Rap Version)
  67. Uncle fucker
  68. Up there
  69. Vote Or Die
  70. Wake up wendy!
  71. We three kings
  72. Wendy's Cunt Song
  73. Wendy's Fingerbang Audition
  74. What the hell child is this?
  75. What would brian boitano do 2
  76. What Would Brian Boitano Do?
  77. What Would Brian Boitano Do? (End Credits)
  78. What would brian boitano do? pt ii
  79. What Would Brian Boytanno Do(End Credits)
  80. Wild Wild West - Cartman
  81. Will they die 4 you?
  82. Wishing tree


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