Locust Lyrics

›Anything jesus does i can do better

›Can we get another nail in the coffin of culture theft?

›Earwax halo manufactured for the champion in all of us

›Half-eaten sausage would you like to see you in his office, the

›How to become a virgin

›Identity exchange program rectum return policy

›Late for a double date with a oile of atoms in the water closet

›Listen, the mighty ear is here

›Live from the russian compound

›Pickup truck full of forty minutes

›Practiced hatred

›Priest with the sexually transmitted diseases, get out of my bed

›Psst! is that a halfie in your pants?

›Pulling the christmas pig by the wrong pair of ear

›Recyclable body fluids in human form

›Solar panel asses

›Teenage mustache

›Twenty-three lubed up schizophrenics with delusions of grandeur

›Wet dream war machine

›Who wants a dose of the clap?

›Your mantel disguised as a psychic sasquatch

›An extra piece of dead meat

›Backbones of jack asses

›Brand new set of teeth

›Cattle mutilation

›Dog without a collar (run over red rover)

›Fixed companionship, ghost town irrationality

›Hairspray suppository

›Halfway to a worthless ideal arrangement (an interlude to a discontinued sarcastic harmony yea whatever)

›High-maintenance libido, bring the whole family

›How to build a pessimistic lie detector

›Kill roger hedgecock

›Moth-eaten deer head

›Nice tranquil thumb in mouth

›Normal run of the muck (compensation for conversation)

›Skin graft at seventy-five miles an hour

›Straight from the horses mouth

›Stucco obelisiks labelled as trees

›The perils of believing in round squares

›Twenty-three full-time cowboys

›Ancient Hometown

›Clouds At My Feet

›Folie

›I am the murderer

›Jukebox heart

›Just like you

›Let Me Take You Back

›Morning Light

›No - one in the world

›On the horizon

›One way or another

›Shadow Play

›Some love will remain unsaid

›Summer rain

›The Daydream Girl From Sealand

›The girl with the fairytale dream

›Touched on every side

›Your selfish ways

›Alas Here Come The Hypochondriacs To Wait...

›Alas, Here Come The Hypochondriacs To Wait With You In The Lobby

›All Your Own Way

›AOTKPTA

›Bring Your '65 Italian Carbine

›Can We Get Another Nail In The Coffin Of...

›Captain gaydar it's time to wind your clock again

›Captain Gaydar It's Time To Wind Your Clock...

›Earwax Halo Manufactured For The Champion...

›File under 'soft core seizures'

›Flash's Theme

›Flight Of The Wounded Locust

›Get Off The Cross, The Wood Is Needed

›Gluing Carpet To Your Genitals Does Not Make You A Cantaloupe

›Gluing Carpet To Your Genitals Does Not...

›Halfway To A Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude To A Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony Yea Whate

›Halfway To A Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude To A Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony)

›Halfway To A Worthless Ideal Arrangement...

›Master and servant

›No One In The World (Slacker Instrumental Mix)

›No-one In The World

›Normal Run Of The Muck

›Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ears

›Sever The Toes

›Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia

›Spitting In The Faces Of Fools As A Source Of Nutrition

›Spitting In The Faces Of Fools As A Source...

›The Girl With The Fairytale Dream (Future/Past Modal Mix)

›This Is Radio Surgery

›Turning Your Merchandise Into A Ripped Wall Of Mini-Abs

›Twenty-Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With...

›Well i'll be a monkey's uncle

›Wet-Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case