Txt Msg Brkup

Txt Msg Brkup Lyrics

You couldn't do it in person
You had to text message break up
You f**k up
Oh my god I wanna throw up
You couldn't even spell break right!
B-r-a-k-e?
That's in your car dummy!
And I'm not gonna take this disgrace
I'll be like mace in you face on my space
Just you wait till you read the sh*t
On you I'm gonna blog about
You like text so much?
How much you like it now?
You can't text message break up! (x3)
After 2 years?
You can't text message break up! (x3)
Get a clue
I'll Go Alanis Morissette on you
I'm gonna blog and text and post and hoax
Podcast your bastard ass from coast to coast
My ex bf is a cyber space coward
And he plays with his a**hole in the shower
I gonna tell all my girlfriends how bad the sex was
I'm p**sed like president bush
Would be in a gay parade in Texas
I gonna spit until you sh*t
If you don't like it you can lick my f**king clit
For once
You can't text message break up!
Oh my god!
You can't text message break up!
I mean we got a dog!
You can't text message break up!
You still owe me 1, 200 dollars sh*t bag!
You can't text message break up!
String up a stag!
You can't text message break up!
I want all my stuff back!
You can't text message break up!
Get a clue
No just let the clues be lost
f**k you dick
I can't believe he did that
What a f**king douche bag why can't he figure it out
What a loser I mean Jesus
If you ever did that on the phone I would
What? are you kidding me?
You're never gonna get laid in this town again you loser!
You're an ass
Go f**k yourself you piece of sh*t
I can't believe that cr*p
I'm gonna send that guy a douche bag in the mail
I'm gonna use the same weapon against you
Cause I can type too
Ex bf forever dick
You're my ex bf forever dick