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Ironic


by Bo Burnham. Buy album CD: Words Words Words


My dog's stomach was very upset, so I put in the car and we went to the vet
& on our way to the vet, I killed a cat.
& I said, isn't that ironic?

I adopted a child from overseas to rescue it from child labor factories.
& On his very first birthday we went to build a bear workshop
Isn't that i-r-o-n-i-c-i-n-o-r-i-r-o-n-i-c a water park has burned to the ground & tow truck has broken down. I always use to cry when I laugh,
But then I was raped by a clown.Isn't this ironic?

I was watching Al Gore on CNN,
He was talking, and talking, and talking,
& then out of boredom my pet polar bear shot himself. Isn't that ironic?
I dated an animal rights activist & one day she got really pissed
I was eating veal that was wrapped in PETA bread.
Isn't that i-r-o-n-i-c-i-n-o-r-i-r-o-n-i-c

I'm a stand up comic & I always sit & slouch
& I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull out couch.
Isn't that i-r-o-n-i-c-i-n-o-r-i-r-o-n-i-c
Yeah if everyday you played the boardgame Risk, you'd probably never taken a risk in your life
& Monopoly has far from a strangle hold in the boardgame market.
A little kid died from suffocation when he choked on a game piece from operation
& I can't grow a beard... that one's not Ironic, that one's just sad.

Bob Barker got all of my pets pregnant.

My grandpa had alzheimers and one day we were




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Album: Words Words Words (2010) Lyrics
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  1. A Prayer/How Do We Fix Africa?
  2. Art is Dead
  3. Back Home
  4. Binary Reality
  5. Bo Diddely
  6. Bo Diddley 1969
  7. Bo Diddley's A Gunslinger
  8. Ex-Girlfriend/Racial Humor
  9. Haikus/Sonnet/Shakespeare
  10. Hey, Bo Diddley
  11. I Can Tell
  12. I'm A Man
  13. I'm Looking For A Woman
  14. I'm Sorry
  15. Ironic
  16. Mama Don't Allow No Twistin'
  17. Men & Woman
  18. Nursery Rhyme
  19. Oh Bo
  20. Oh Bo (Studio)
  21. One Man Shows
  22. Ooh Baby
  23. Pills
  24. Quantum Mechanics
  25. Rant
  26. She's Alright
  27. Theoretical Dick Jokes
  28. Traditional Stand-Up
  29. What's Funny
  30. Who Do You Love
  31. Who May Your Lover Be
  32. Words Words Words
  33. Words, Words, Words (Studio)
  34. You Can't Judge A Book
  35. You Can't Judge A Book By Its Cover
  36. You Can't Judge A Book By The Cover

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