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Men & Woman Lyrics

Men & Woman by Bo Burnham  

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Men & Woman Men and women
Men are like vows, cause they are easily broken
Women are like cows, cause they both have vaginas
Men are like muzzles ya, cause they will try to shut you up
Women are like puzzles cause prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote
Puzzles still don't
A man is an eagle a women is a dove
Women can fake orgasms but men can fake love
Women are like fingers and toes, cause there easy to count on (that's cute)
Men are like ravens and crows, cause they hate using condoms
Women are like Yahtzee, cause I rarely get them
And men are like Nazis, cause they both caused the holocaust (it's true)
For every dollar a man makes a woman makes 70 cents
That doesn't make sense, that's not fair
The man's only left with 0.30!
Oh men and women, it's black and white
With an area of grey for hermaphradite (oh yeah)
Male strippers always look like there applying lotion
And female strippers when there dancing on the pole just look like confused firemen
Thanks



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