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Men & Woman


by Bo Burnham. Buy album CD: Words Words Words


Men and women
Men are like vows, cause they are easily broken
Women are like cows, cause they both have vaginas
Men are like muzzles ya, cause they will try to shut you up
Women are like puzzles cause prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote
Puzzles still don't
A man is an eagle a women is a dove
Women can fake orgasms but men can fake love
Women are like fingers and toes, cause there easy to count on (that's cute)
Men are like ravens and crows, cause they hate using condoms
Women are like Yahtzee, cause I rarely get them
And men are like Nazis, cause they both caused the holocaust (it's true)
For every dollar a man makes a woman makes 70 cents
That doesn't make sense, that's not fair
The man's only left with 0.30!
Oh men and women, it's black and white
With an area of grey for hermaphradite (oh yeah)
Male strippers always look like there applying lotion
And female strippers when there dancing on the pole just look like confused firemen
Thanks




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Album: Words Words Words (2010) Lyrics
cd Buy "Words Words Words" CD
  1. A Prayer/How Do We Fix Africa?
  2. Art is Dead
  3. Back Home
  4. Binary Reality
  5. Bo Diddely
  6. Bo Diddley 1969
  7. Bo Diddley's A Gunslinger
  8. Ex-Girlfriend/Racial Humor
  9. Haikus/Sonnet/Shakespeare
  10. Hey, Bo Diddley
  11. I Can Tell
  12. I'm A Man
  13. I'm Looking For A Woman
  14. I'm Sorry
  15. Ironic
  16. Mama Don't Allow No Twistin'
  17. Men & Woman
  18. Nursery Rhyme
  19. Oh Bo
  20. Oh Bo (Studio)
  21. One Man Shows
  22. Ooh Baby
  23. Pills
  24. Quantum Mechanics
  25. Rant
  26. She's Alright
  27. Theoretical Dick Jokes
  28. Traditional Stand-Up
  29. What's Funny
  30. Who Do You Love
  31. Who May Your Lover Be
  32. Words Words Words
  33. Words, Words, Words (Studio)
  34. You Can't Judge A Book
  35. You Can't Judge A Book By Its Cover
  36. You Can't Judge A Book By The Cover

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