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What do you do with a b.a. in english?/it sucks to


by Avenue Q. Buy album CD: Avenue Q - Orignial Broadway Cast


[Brian]
What do you do with a B.A. in English?
What is my life going to be?
4 years of college,
And plenty of knowledge,
Have earned me this useless degree!
I canít pay the bills yet,
ĎCause I have no skills yet,
The world is a big scary place!
But somehow I canít shake,
The feeling I might make,
A difference to the human race!

[Kate]
Morning Brian!

[Brian]
Hi, Kate Monster

[Kate]
Howís life?

[Brian]
Disappointing

[Kate]
Whatís the matter?

[Brian]
The catering company laid me off

[Kate]
Oh, Iím sorry

[Brian]
Me too! I mean, look at me!
Iím 10 years out of college,
And I always thought...
[Kate]
What?

[Brian]
No it sounds stupid.

[Kate]
Oh címon!

[Brian]
When I was little,
I thought I would be,
A big comedian on late-night TV!
But now Iím 32 and as u can see,
Iím not, oh well,
It sucks to be me!
It sucks to be me!
It sucks to be broke, and unemployed, and turning 33!
It sucks to be me!

[Kate]
You think your life sucks?

[Brian]
I think so

[Kate]
Your problems arenít so bad
Iím kinda pretty
And pretty damn smart.

[Brian]
You are
[Kate]
Thanks
I like romantic things like music and art.
And as you know I have a gigantic heart,
So why donít I have a boyfriend?
FUCK!
It sucks to be me!

[Brian]
Me too!

[Kate]
It sucks to be me!

[Brian]
It sucks to be me!
It sucks to be Brian

[Kate]
And Kate

[Brian]
To not have a job

[Kate]
To not have a date

[Both]
It sucks to be me!

[Rod/Nicky arguing]

[Brian]
Hey Rod, Nicky, can you settle something for us if you have a second?

[Rod]
Oh, certainly

[Kate]
Whose life sucks more, Brianís or mine?

[Rod and Nicky]
OURS!

[Rod]
We live together

[Nicky]
Weíre close as people can get

[Rod]
Weíve been the best of buddies

[Brian]
Ever since the day we met

[Rod]
So he knows lots of ways to make me really upset!! Oh!
Every day is an aggravation

[Nicky]
Címon thatís an exaggeration

[Rod]
You leave your clothes out,
You put your feet on my chair

[Nicky]
Oh yea? You do such anal things like ironing your underwear!

[Rod]
You make that very small apartment we share, a hell!

[Brian]
So do you, thatís why Iím in hell too!

[Rod]
It sucks to be me!

[Nicky]
No it sucks to be me!

[Kate]
It sucks to be me!

[Brian]
It sucks to be me!

[All]
Is there anybody here it doesnít suck to be?
It sucks to be me!

[Christmas Eve]
Why u all so happy?

[Brian]
ĎCause our lives suck!

[Christmas Eve]
Your lives suck?
I hearing u correctly? Ha!
I coming to this country, for opportunities,
Try to work in Korean deli,
But I a Japanese!
But with hard work I earned two master degrees!
In social work,
And now I a therapist!
But I have no clients!
And I have unemployed fiancť,
And we have lots of bills to pay!
It sucks to be me!
It sucks to be me!
I say it sucka, sucka, sucka, sucka,
Sucka, sucka, sucka, sucka, sucka,
Sucka, sucka, sucka, suck!
It sucks to be me!

[Princeton]
Uh excuse me,
Sorry to bother u, but Iím looking for a place to live

[Christmas Eve]
Why u looking out here?

[Princeton]
Well, I started in Avenue A,
But so far everythingís out of my price range,
But this neighborhood looks a lot cheaper.
Oh and look a for rent sign!

[Brian]
You need to talk to the superintendent,
Let me get him.

[Princeton]
Great! Thanks!

[Brian]
YO GARY!!

[Gary Coleman]
Iím coming! Iím coming!

[Princeton]
Oh my God itís Gary Coleman!

[Gary Coleman]
Yes I am!
Iím Gary Coleman,
From TVs different strokes.
I made a lot of money,
That got stolen by my folks!
Now Iím broke, and Iím the butt of everyoneís jokes!
But Iím here, the superintendent
On Avenue Q!


[All]
It sucks to be you!

[Kate]
You win!

[All]
It sucks to be you!


[Brian]
I feel better now!

[Gary Coleman]
Try having people stopping you to ask you,
Whatch-you talkiní Ďbout Willis?
It gets old.

[All]
It sucks to be you!
On Avenue Q!!
Sucks to be me!
On Avenue Q!
Sucks to be you
On Avenue Q
Sucks to be us
But not when were together!
Weíre together here on Avenue Q!
We live on Avenue Q!
Our friends do too,
Till our dreams come true!
We live on Avenue Q

[Princeton]
This is real life!

[All]
We live on Avenue Q

[Nicky]
Youíre gonna love it!

[All]
We live on Avenue Q

[Gary Coleman]
Hereís your keys!

[All]
Welcome, to Avenue Q!



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Album: Avenue Q - Orignial Broadway Cast (2003) Lyrics
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  2. Fantasies come true
  3. For now
  4. I wish i could go back to college
  5. I'm not wearing underwear today
  6. If you were gay
  7. Mix tape
  8. My girlfriend who lives in canada
  9. Purpose
  10. Schadenfreude
  11. School for monsters/ money song (reprise)
  12. Special
  13. The avenue q theme
  14. The internet is for porn
  15. The money song
  16. The more you ruv someone
  17. There's a fine fine line (reprise) / what do you d
  18. There's a fine, fine line
  19. There's life outside your apartment
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  21. You can be as loud as the hell you want (when you'

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