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Bad boyfriend


by Adam Sandler. Buy album CD: What'S Your Name?


When I was a boy
There was no limit to what I could eat
Shake after shake after shake after shake
Followed by all kinds of red meat
Metabolism runnin' around so fast
My body never gained to weight
That pissed off all my Momma's friends
And made my big-boned sister irate
But now I'm a man
And all that frolicking has caused my ego to hurt
'Cause even when I'm in the shower alone
I'm to embarrased to remove my shirt

What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay
Made a fat mother fucker outta me
What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay
Made a fat mother fucker outta me
And all them cookies I been munching lately
My feets are becoming difficult to see

I believe it was my Daddy
Who led me to this eating disease
By calling me "The Little Candy Ass"
When I couldn't finish a burger with cheese
Or maybe it was my Momma
Who got me addicted to all the wrong foods
Only when I gobbled down every chicken cutlet
Would I get to see Momma's good moods
They said eat this, they said eat that
To stay skinny there was no chance
And now when I walk I hear corduroy
Even though I ain't wearing pants

What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay
You fat fuck, You fat fuck
Made a fat mother fucker outta me
What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay
You fat fuck, You fat fuck
Made a fat mother fucker outta me
And all that ice cream I been eating lately
My chins alone weight 203

The diet starts tomorrow!
I have a grapefruit for breakfast
For lunch a bown of white rice
Dinnertime it's a saltless potato
I ain't allowed no spice
If this diet's gonna work
Tonight I can't eat no more
"Just go to sleep," I say to myself
As I close the bedroom door
Two in the morning, I wake up to piss
My belly's hungry and achin'
Tiptoe to the kitchen, fuck the diet
Bring on the chips flavored with bacon

What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay
Made a fat mother fucker outta me
What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay
Made a fat mother fucker outta me
And all them crumb-cakes I been eating lately



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Album: What'S Your Name? (1997) Lyrics
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  1. As If I Didn't Know
  2. Crying In The Chapel
  3. Gloria's Theme
  4. I Can't Help It
  5. Linda
  6. Point Of No Return
  7. Rain From The Skies
  8. Ruby
  9. Sweet beatrice
  10. Take Good Care Of Her
  11. Tell Her For Me
  12. Tonight I Won't Be There
  13. Writing On The Wall
  14. Moyda
  15. The lonesome kicker
  16. Bad boyfriend
  17. Pickin' daisies
  18. Cordurory blues
  19. Listenin' to the radio
  20. Sweat beatrice
  21. Dancin' and pantsin'
  22. Zittly van zittles
  23. Four years old
  24. Voodoo
  25. The respect chant
  26. The goat song
  27. Red hooded sweatshirt

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