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Pie Lyrics 



Pie Song Lyrics


You know, The Rock's gonna tell you a little story.
You ain't gonna believe it, but he's gonna tell you anyway.
It's tough to be the Rock!
Oh no, no, shut your mouth! No, no, it really is.
Even though The Rock is... The Rock is the most electrifying man in all of show biz!
You see, when the Rock gets too much... too much of the fame and all the bright lights...
He likes to kick back and have a slice of that unadulterated delight!

DING!
Slick Rick: Welcome to Rick's Bakery, can I help... wait a minute... Aren't you the famous Rock?
The Rock: Yeah, The rock, the people's champ in the house. What's happening, Slick?
Slick Rick: Hey, how're you doing, guy? Look, you gotta take a picture with me before you leave, guy.
The Rock: Whoa, whoa, The Rock doesn't want to take pictures, The Rock just wants a piece of pie - you got any of that in this bakery?
Slick Rick: Oh, I got every pie you can think of. I've of strawberry pie, blueberry pie, apple pie--
The Rock: Blueberry? What? Oh, no, no, whoa, whoa, actually, Slick, it doesn't matter what type of pie you have. Let The Rock tell you a little story about pie...

Driving down South, though quickly aroused,
when my car caught a flat near this old farm house.
I hope somebody's home, takin' a chance at it,
Knocked on the door, and this fine chick answered.
(You're The Rock!) Can I use your phone?
(I'm shakin, sure, if you try some of this pie I'm baking)
Daisy duke shorts on, five foot stood,
Said, "sure, what the heck, I mean it did smell good."
(So she called Rock to the kitchen, towards the vapour)
There's her grandmother, aunt, and a Chinese neighbour?

Well, The Rock is gonna tell you again.
You see, it's tough to be The Rock!
Yeah, The Rock knows, that might sound crass
Oh, and by the way...
All you jabronis in the locker room...
You can all come kiss The Rock's ass!
'Cause you know after The Rock lays the smackdown
on some big, fat, ugly hermaphrodite!
The Rock needs a little distraction...
and a slice sounds just right!

The Rock said "thanks ladies", and more kind words.
Grandmother said, "Be polite, eat mine first."
So I sat down, tried hers, she looked quite glad,
Had a strange tasting mould, but it wasn't so bad.
That's right, The Rock having pie in the country
Devoured hers, her aunt's, and still I was hungry
"That's all?" Rock said.
Bored and reading the paper,
'til finally, a plate of the next door neighbours
Dogged it down fast, 'cause it really did please
I mean it tasted so good, Rock was talkin' Chinese!
[Rock shouts incoherent "Chinese" words] That good pie!
Slick Rick: Oh, that's the pie you was talkin about!

Oh yeah, The Rock knows the millions can smell it now!
It's tough to be The Rock!
No, no, no, no, it really is.
Because you all know, The Rock is THE MOST...
Electrifying man in all of showbiz!
You see when The Rock gets too much... too much of the fame...
and all the bright lights,
he loves to kick back and have a slice...
No, no, no, no, no, The Rock is gonna eat the whole damn pie!


Pie Song List

The Game

Drowning Pool 

Legs

Kid Rock 

Young Grow Old

Creed 

Glass Shatters

Disturbed 

Rollin'

Limp Bizkit 

Whatever

Our Lady Of Peace 

Never Gonna Stop

Rob Zombie 

One Of A Kind

Breaking Point 

The Beautiful People

Marilyn Manson 

Across The Nation

The Union Underground 

Break The Walls Down

Sevendust 

Turn The Tables

Saliva 

Live For The Moment

Monster Magnet 

The End Of Everything

Stereomud 

Ride Of Your Life

Neurotica 

Just Another Victim

Cypress Hill 

No Chance

Dope 

Lovefurypassionenergy

Boy Hits Car 

Slow Chemical

Finger Eleven 

OTHER SONGS

 

Lovefurypassionenergy

Lita 

Start Rockin'

Mark Henry 

Tough Enough

Maven 

My Way

Michael Cole 

Feel So Numb

No Way Out 2002 

End of Everything

Raven 

One Of A Kind

Rob Van Dam 

Pie

The Rock 

Turn It Up

Scotty 2 Hotty 

The Beautiful People

Smackdown 

Legs

Stacy Keibler 

Thug Superstar

Tazz 

Tear Away

WrestleMania X8 

Superstar

WrestleMania X8 

Beautiful Day

WWE (WWF) Desire 2 

Lonely Road Of Faith

WWE (WWF) Desire 3 

My Sacrifice

WWE (WWF) Desire 

Bodies

The Alliance Entrance Theme 

Hard Times

Big Boss Man 

I've Got It All

Billy Gunn 

Entrance Theme

D-Generation X 

The Kings

D-Generation X 

On The Edge

Edge & Christian 

Honky Love

Honky Tonk Man 

Just a Honky Tonk Man

Honky Tonk Man 2 

Baby Tonight

Jesse James 

Entrance Theme - Rowdy

K-Kwik 

We Are The Nation

Nation of Domination 

Click, Click Boom

No Mercy 2001 

Greatest Show

The Oddities 

We're not the Mounties

The Quebecers 

Know Your Role

The Rock 

Disturbed / Glass Shatters

Stone Cold / Steve Austin 

Control

Survivor Series 2001 

This Is A Test

Test 

American Bad Ass

The Undertaker 

Rollin

The Undertaker