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Today You Are a Man Lyrics
Today You Are a Man Song Lyrics
There's a gift from every guest, today you are a man,
The cocktail franks have all been blessed, today you are a man,
Your goyem friends have been agog since they left the synagogue,
Drunk on Schnapps and in a fog and speaking Hebrew best they can-- L'chaim!
'Cause you're a man!
There's a waitress, dressed up like a go-go,
but remember shiksas are a no-no.
Go shake hands with, each Tom, di*k, and Herschel,
They'll be schvitzing and what's even worse,
you'll have to kiss your aunts, and watch a zany dance.
But remember this it could be ten times worse, at least it's not your bris! Your bris!
Today you are a boy, boy, boy
Boy, boy, boy
Boy, boy, boy...
Boy? No, a man! Ole!
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Wedding Singer The Musical Song List
›It's Your Wedding Day
›A Note From Linda
›Somebody Kill Me
›A Note From Grandma
›Casualty of Love
›Come Out of the Dumpster
›Today You Are a Man
›Not That Kind of Thing
›Saturday Night in the City
›All About the Green
›Right in Front of Your Eyes
›If I Told You
›Let Me Come Home
›If I Told You (Reprise)
›Move That Thing
›Grow Old With You
›It's Your Wedding Day (Finale)