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Absurd Song Lyrics

Tomb Raider Soundtrack - Movie, 2001
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Absurd King Kong, in Cannes, on a date with Spiderman.
Dan Dar's sitting there, scared by the killer teddy bears.
Down town, Mini mouse is slippin Micky's in the famous grouse,
while big bird spreads the word
Anybody with a heart votes love.
Judge Dredd, found dead, face down in Snoopy's bed.
Outside, Tweetie Pie's getting itchy on more supplies.
Meanwhile, Snow White gets ready for work tonight,
turning tricks with crystal tips.
Trying to make the best of it's absurd.
Puppy dogs and pussy cats in suspect suicide attacks.
Captain Kirk from Planet Earth, fights it out with Papa Smurf
Some phoney little ponies, preying on old and lonely,
making friends, robbing them
The X men taught them everything.
Betty Boop, tired of life, took vows,
became a bride of Christ
While Tin Tin's been playing at Caesar's palace live on ice.
Babar Kumbayahs with the mighty Morphin movie stars,
as big bird spreads the word
Anybody with a heart votes love.
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Song title Artist name
Elevation U2
Deep Nine Inch Nails
Galaxy Bounce Galaxy Bounce Video add The Chemical Brothers
Get Ur Freak on Missy Elliott f/ Nelly Furtado
Speedballin' OutKast
Ain't Never Learned Ain't Never Learned Video add Moby
The Revolution BT
Terre Firma (Lara's Mix) Terre Firma (Lara's Mix) Video add Delerium f/ Aude
Where's Your Head at Basement Jaxx
Illuminati Illuminati Video add Fatboy Slim f/ Bootsy Collins
Absurd Fluke
Song of Life Song of Life Video add Leftfield
Edge Hill Edge Hill Video add Groove Armada
Satellite Satellite Video add Bosco
Devil's Nightmare Oxide & Neutrino

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