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Mystery Science Theater 3000 Lyrics 

Mystery Science Theater 3000 Song Lyrics


Joel

In the not too distant future,
Next Sunday A.D.
There was a guy named Joel,
Not too different from you or me.

He worked at Gizmonic Institute,
Just another face in red jump suit.
He did a good job cleaning up the place,
But his bosses didn't like him & they shot him into space!


We'll send him cheesy movies,
The worst we can find...(la! la! la!)
He'll have to sit & watch them all,
Then we'll monitor his mind...(la! la! la!)

Now keep in mind Joel can't control,
When the movies begin & end...(la! la! la!)
Because he used those special parts,
To make his robot friends --

ROBOT ROLL CALL (Let's Go!)

Cambot (Pan Left!)
Gypsy (Hi Girls!)
Tom Servo (Hi Tall Guy!)
Crooooooow (I'm The Wisecracker!)

If you're wondering how he eats & breathes,
And other science facts...(la! la! la!)
Then repeat to yourself its just a show,
I should really just relax...For Mystery Science Theater
3000....... Mike

In the not too distant future
Way down in Deep Thirteen
Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank
Were hatching an evil scheme

They hired a temp by the name of Mike
Just a regular Joe they didn't like
Their experiment needed a good test case
So they conked him on the noggin and they shot him into space
(Mike: "Get me DOWWWN!")

We'll send him cheesy movies
The worst we can find (LA LA LA)
He'll have to sit and watch them all
And we'll monitor his mind

Now keep in mind Mike can't control
Where the movies begin or end (LA LA LA)
He'll try to keep his sanity
With the help of his robot friends

ROBOT ROLL CALL
Cambot! ("Show yourself!")
Gypsy! ("I'm not ready!")
Tom Servo! ("Hello there!")
Croooow! ("That's one 'o'!")

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
And other science facts (LA LA LA)
Just repeat to yourself it's just a show
I should really just relax for Mystery...Science...Theater...3000!
(twang!)

Mike II
In the not too distant future
Way down in Deep 13
The evil Dr. Forrester
Was hatching a nasty scheme
He hired a temp by the name of Mike
Just a regular Joe he didn't like
His experiment needed a good test case
So he conked him on the noggin'
And he shot him into space
(Mike: GET ME DOWN!!!)

I'll send him cheesy movies
The worst i can find (La La La!)
He'll have to sit and watch them all
And i'll monitor his mind (La La La!)
Now keep in mind Mike can't control
Where the movies begin or end (La La La!)
He'll try to keep his sanity
With the help of his robot friends

ROBOT ROLL CALL....

Cambot (Show yourself)
Gypsy (I'm not ready)
Tom Servo (Hi ho there)
Croooooooow (That's one 'O'!)

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
And other science facts (La La La!)
Just repeat to yourself it's just a show
I should really just relax,
(Dr. F: Did i tell you my mother's here?)
For Mystery Science Theater 3000! <
Twaaaannnngggg!!! > New Season
In the not-too-distant future,
somewhere in time and space,
Mike Nelson and his robot pals
are caught in an endless chase,

Pursued by a woman whose name is Pearl,
an evil gal who wants to rule the world.
She threw a few things in her purse,
and in her rocketship she hunts him all across the universe.
(Pearl) I'll get you!!!

(Pearl) I'll send him cheesy movies,
the worst I can find, la, la, la.
He'll have to sit and watch them all,
and I'll monitor his mind, la, la, la.
Now keep in mind Mike can't control
where the movies begin or end, la, la, la.
He'll try to keep his sanity,
with the help of his robot friends.

ROBOT ROLL CALL

Cambot! (You're on!)
Gypsy! (Oh, my stars!)
Tom Servo! (Check me out!)
Croooow! (I'm different!)

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes,
and other science facts, la, la, la.
Just repeat to yourself it's just a show,
I should really just relax,
for Mystery Science Theater 3000.
(twang)


Television/TV Theme Lyrics - 80's, 90's Song List

Bosom Buddies

My Life by Billy Joel 

Charles in Charge

Charles in Charge by Timothy Thompson 

Cheers

Where Everybody Knows Your Name by Gary Portnoy and Judy Hart Angelo 

A Different World

A Different World by Bill Cosby, Stu Gardner and Dawnn Lewis 

Empty Nest

Life Goes On by John Bettis and George Tipton 

The Facts of Life

The Facts of Life by Alan Thicke, Gloria Loring and Al Burton 

Family Matters

As Days Go By by Jesse Frederick, Bennet Salvay and Scott Roeme 

Family Ties

Without Us by Jeff Barry and Tom Scott 

Full House

Everywhere You Look by Jesse Frederick 

Gimme A Break

Gimme a Break by R. Page and J. Graydon 

Golden Girls

Thank You for Being a Friend by Andrew Gold 

The Greatest American Hero

Greatest American Hero (Believe it or Not) by Mike Post and Stephen Geyer 

Growing Pains

As Long as We Got Each Other by Steve Dorff and John Bettis 

It's Garry Shandling's Show

Theme by Joey Carbone, Garry Shandling, and Alan Zweibel 

Kate and Allie

Friends by John Lefler and Ralph Schuckett 

Love, Sidney

Friends Forever by Carol Connors and Billy Goldenberg 

Married...with Children

Love and Marriage by Sammy Cohen and Jimmy Van Heusen 

Mr. Belvedere

According to Our New Arrivals by Gary Portnoy and Judy Hart-Angelo 

My Two Dads

You Can Count on Me by Greg Evigan 

Perfect Strangers

Nothing's Gonna Stop Me Now by Jesse Frederocl amd Bennett Salvay 

Punky Brewster

 

Silver Spoons

Together by Bob Wirth and Rik Howard 

The Tracy Ullman Show

You're Thinking Right by George Clinton 

227

There's No Place Like Home by Ray Colcord 

Webster

Then Came You by Steve Nelson and Madeline Sunshine 

Who's the Boss?

Brand New Life by Larry Carlton, Robert Craft, Martin Cohan and Blake Hunter 

Wonder Years

With a Little Help From My Friends by the Beatles 

The Young Ones

The Young Ones by Roy Bennett and Sid Tepper 

Absolutely Fabulous

 

Ally McBeal

I've Been Searching My Soul by Vonda Shepard) 

Blossom

My Opinionation by Mike Post and Steve Geyer 

Boston Common

 

Boy Meets World

 

Drew Carey

 

Drew Carey

 

Drew Carey (1997-Present)

Cleveland Rocks by The Presidents of the United States of America 

Fired Up

 

Frasier

 

Fresh Prince of Bel Air

Fresh Prince by Willard Smith and Jeffrey Townes 

Friends

I'll Be There for You by the Rembrandts 

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

Hangin' With Mr Cooper by Denzil Foster and Thomas McElroy 

Hope and Gloria

 

Hudson Street

Hudson Street by Jonathon Wolff 

Jesse

 

Mad About You

The Final Frontier by Don Was and Paul Reiser) 

Mystery Science Theater 3000

 

The Nanny

The Nanny Named Fran by Ann Hampton Calloway) 

South Park

 

Suddenly, Susan

Nothing on Me by Shawn Colvin 

That 70's Show

 

Veronica's Closet

 

The Weird Al Show

 

90's

 

80's

 

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