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One Plus One Equals Three

 

One Plus One Equals Three Song Lyrics


Buddy:
I never sought the spotlight
I stayed behind the scenes
But then I met a sweetheart
Who changed my old routines
She put me in the spotlight
Now I'm a happy pup
And when I count my blessings
I find they all add up to
One plus one equals three
My baby, her sister and me
This is not what I expected
But my baby is well-connected
You can see why I elected
This arithmetic with an odd key
Where one plus one equals three
Some guys wonder how it'll work
Some women titter and smirk
All their questions will be resolved
I've got the problem solved
'Cause one plus one
One plus one
One plus one
Daisy & Violet:
We've always been a duo
Daisy:
A twosome who's compact
Daisy & Violet:
But we're happy to welcome
Violet:
An addition to our act
Daisy:
He's Violet's intended
Buddy:
I'm the lucky one
Violet:
I'm the one who's lucky
Buddy, Daisy, Violet:
Ain't we having fun
Buddy:
We're planning a big wedding
For each and every friend
Consider this your invitation
Daisy & Violet:
Hope you will attend
Buddy, Daisy, Violet:
Big day will be coming up soon
Big wedding
Buddy & Violet:
Small honeymoon
Buddy, Daisy, Violet:
For the moment
We thought we'd do
This preview just for you
Vale Sisters:
Ooo-ooo-ooo
Ooo-ooo-ooo
Ooo-ooo-ooo
Daisy, Violet, Vale Sisters:
Hey there, professor
Won't you answer, yes sir
How's about a lesson in your new kind of math
Buddy:
Well, one plus one equals
Daisy, Violet, Vale Sisters:
That's gonna be
Gonna be three
Violet:
His baby
Daisy:
Her sister
Buddy:
And don't forget me
Vale Sisters:
With a little persuasion
How hap-hap-hap-hap-happy we'll be
When one plus one
Daisy, Violet, Vale Sisters:
Plus one
Buddy:
One plus one
Daisy, Violet, Vale Sisters:
What fun
Buddy:
One plus one
Means my baby
Violet:
I'm his baby
Vale Sisters:
His baby
Buddy:
Her sister
Daisy:
I'm his baby's sister
Vale Sisters:
His baby's sister and
Buddy:
And me
Vale Sisters:
That equals
Violet:
And me
Vale Sisters:
That equals
Daisy:
And me
Vale Sisters:
That equals
Buddy, Daisy, Violet, Vale Sisters:
Equals three
The song ends, and everyone gets ready to leave...
Violet:
Buddy, you're a wonderful performer
You've become the star I knew you'd be
Buddy:
You give me confidence out there
Violet:
You get so nervous before the show
You remind me of me
Terry:
Good work, everyone!
Now I am expecting a phone call up in the office
And then I'm taking us all to dinner.
Buddy:
I'll come with you.
Buddy and Terry leave...
Violet:
Before long you'll be getting married,
And I'll be the bridesmaid.
Daisy:
Don't hold your breath.
I'm not feeling well, I want to go home.
Violet:
Anything I can do?
Daisy:
I don't think so.
Violet:
Jake, could you tell Terry and Buddy to go ahead without us?
We'll wait here for you.
Jake goes to tell Terry and Buddy, but overhears their conversation...
Buddy:
I need to talk to you.
Terry:
Is something wrong?
Buddy:
I'm worried about Daisy
The questions people ask
She's bound to feel left out
Terry:
She's getting more attention then ever
Buddy:
But Violet's the focus
Terry:
They're used to sharing
Buddy:
But how about that double wedding?
Terry:
Will you stop with that?
I could never marry a Siamese twin
Buddy:
I don't see her as a Siamese twin
I got over that long ago
Terry:
You're a better man than I
Buddy:
Now I'm making her dream come true
And that makes me happy
Terry:
Not to mention famous
Buddy:
An unexpected benefit
Which I admit, I really like
Terry:
You know, she really loves you
Buddy:
And I love her
Terry:
Is it love
Or pity?
Whatever your reason for proposing, there is a lot riding on this wedding.
And nothing's gonna stop it.
Not Daisy, not Violet, not you.
Buddy:
This is my chance to do something important
To be remembered
To make a big splash
Terry:
Then I'm depending on you to keep this on track
Keep playing your part
Keep Violet content
Keep the happy couple happy
Buddy:
That's not a problem
But Daisy could be
Terry:
I'll take care of her
Buddy:
On the honeymoon?
Terry leaves...
Buddy:
You act like you know what's behind every door
I only hope that I'm not getting more
Than I bargained for
Daisy and Violet wait for Jake to return...
Violet:
Oh, Daisy, how can I make this easier for you?
Daisy:
You can't
I can barely get through the songs
How will I get through your wedding?
Or honeymoon?
Violet:
You will close a door inside
Daisy:
I can't
When Buddy holds your hand
I tingle all over
When he pecks you on the cheek
I feel it on mine
Violet:
We have always learned to adjust
We can learn
Daisy:
You're the bride
You'll be preoccupied
Violet:
If I were you
Daisy:
You're not
Violet:
You're just jealous
Daisy:
Of course I am
Jake enters...
Jake:
There's nothing to be jealous about
Violet:
What do you mean?
Jake:
Don't go through with this wedding
Violet:
Jake, what's gotten into you?
Jake:
I feel things
I know things
Violet:
So do I
Buddy will make me happy
Jake:
I want your happiness more than anything
But I don't trust this
Violet:
What do you know about it?
Jake:
I know plenty
I know how someone should love you
Violet:
And how is that?