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Pitkin's Song Lyrics
Pitkin's Song Song Lyrics
When I was five my brother stole my lollipop.
My lollipop stole he.
But I didn't mutter, "Damn you hide,"
He needed candy more than I'd,
So instead of biting off his hand,
I just said, "Goo! I understand!"
When I was ten my mother trounced me with a mop.
With a mop trounc-ed she me.
But I didn't mutter, "Damn your eyes,"
I knew she needed exercise,
So instead of joining a gypsy band,
I just said, "Mom, I understand."
At thirty a man in a car ruthlessly ran me down.
He ruthlessly down ran me.
But I didn't mutter, "Damn your spleen,"
For a man's a man, but a car's a machine.
So instead of stripping him of his land,
I just said, "Jack, I understand."
Now I'm forty-five and I've met Claire,
We're engaged to wed.
Engaged to wed are we.
But tonight I tell you, "Damn you, Claire,"
You played me evil and that's not fair!
So instead of remaining calm and bland,
I hereby do not understand!!!
Subway Ride and Imaginary Coney Island -
The Great Lover Displays Himself -
Pas de deux
Pitkin's Song Song List
›I Feel Like I'm Not Out of Bed Yet
›New York, New York
›Presentation of Miss Turnstiles:
›Gabey's Comin'/Pickup Song
›Taxi Number: Come Up to My Place
›Carnegie Hall Pavane
›I Can Cook Too
›Lucky To Be Me
›So Long, Baby
›I Wish I Was Dead
›Ya Got Me
›Ain't Got No Tears Left
›Some Other Time
›APPENDIX: The Intermission's Great