, LADIES-IN-WAITING Lyrics from "Les Girls"
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LADIES-IN-WAITING Lyricsby . From Les Girls LADIES-IN-WAITING by ALL: We're ladies-in-waiting, In waiting to the King, As ladies-in-waiting We're on the spot Because we've got To give the King Ev'rything. FIRST GIRL: I give him his breakfast, Served in royal state. SECOND GIRL: I give him his soda Bicarbonate. THIRD GIRL: And when he wants funsy-wunsy, When he wants funsy-wunsy-- FIRST, SECOND AND THIRD GIRL: Pray, what do you give him? THIRD GIRL: I give him the gate! SECOND GIRL: I give him his haircut, In his golden chair. THIRD GIRL: I give him his wig 'cause There ain't no hair. FIRST GIRL: And when he wants candy-wandy, When he wants candy-wandy-- FIRST, SECOND AND THIRD GIRL: Pray, what do you give him? FIRST GIRL: I give him the air! ALL: We're ladies-in-waiting, In waiting to the King, As ladies-in-waiting We're on the spot Because we've got To give the King Ev'rything. THIRD GIRL: I carry his snuffbox When he gives a dance. FIRST GIRL: I shoulder his gun when He fights for France. SECOND GIRL: And when he wants tiddly-widdly, When he wants tiddly-widdly-- FIRST, SECOND AND THIRD GIRL: Pray, what do you give him? SECOND GIRL: A kick in the pants! ALL: We're ladies-in-waiting, In waiting to the King, As ladies-in-waiting We're on the spot Because we've got To give the King Ev'rything. FIRST GIRL: I give him his diet When too fat he grows. SECOND GIRL: I tighten his corset When still it shows. FIRST GIRL: And when he wants foodle-doodle, When he wants foodle-doodle-- Pray, what do you give him? SECOND GIRL: A punch in the nose! ALL: We're ladies-in-waiting, In waiting to the King, As ladies-in-waiting We're on the spot Because we've got To give the King Ev'rything. SECOND GIRL: I fill him with brandy When the weather's raw. FIRST GIRL: I sober him up When it starts to thaw. SECOND GIRL: And when he wants nizzle-nozzle, When he wants nizzle-nozzle-- Pray, what do you give him? FIRST GIRL: A sock in the jaw! ALL: We're ladies-in-waiting, In waiting to the King, As ladies-in-waiting We're on the spot Because we've got To give the King Ev'rything.
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