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How The Grinch Stole Christmas

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How The Grinch Stole Christmas Song Lyrics

Home Alone Soundtrack - Movie, 1992
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How The Grinch Stole Christmas You're a mean one Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
And as charming as an eel,
Mr. Grinch!
You're a bad banana,
With a greasy black peel!
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch!
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders.
You've got garlic in your soul,
Mr. Grinch!
I wouldn't touch you
With a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

All I need is a reindeer!
So he took his dog Max, and he took some black thread,
And he tied a big horn on the top of his head.
Then the Grinch said, "Giddyup!" and the sleigh started down,
To the homes where the Who's lay a-snooze in their town.
"This is stop number one," the old Grinchy Claus hissed
As she climbed to the roof, empty bags in her fist.
Then he slid down the chimney, a rather tight pinch.
But if Santa could do it, then so could the Grinch.
Then he slithered and slunked, with a smile most unpleasant,
Around the whole room, and took every present.
Pop-guns! ? And cookies! And Drums!
Checkerboards! ? Popcorn! And plums!
And he stuffed them in bags. Then the Grinch, very nimbly,
Stuffed all the bags, one by one, up the chimney.

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch!
You're a nasty, wasty skunk!
Your heart is full of unwashed socks.
Your soul is full of gunk,
Mr. Grinch!
The three words that best describe you
Are as follows, and I quote,
"Stink, stank, stunk!"

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch!
With a nauseous super naus!
You're a crooked jerky jockey,
And you drive a crooked hoss,
Mr. Grinch!
You're a three-decker sauerkraut
and toadstool sandwich,
With arsenic sauce!
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Song title Artist name
Home Alone Main Title (Somewhere In My Memory)
Holiday Flight (Instrumental) Holiday Flight Video add
The House (Instrumental) The House Video add
Star Of Bethlehem (Instrumental) Star Of Bethlehem Video add
Man Of The House (Instrumental) Man Of The House Video add
White Christmas The Drifters
Scammed By A Kindergartner (Instrumental) Scammed By A Kindergartner Video add
Please Come Home For Christmas Southside Johnny Lyon
Follow That Kid! (Instrumental) Follow That Kid! Video add
Making The Plane (Instrumental) Making The Plane Video add
O Holy Night
Carol Of The Bells
Star Of Bethlehem
Setting The Trap (Instrumental) Setting The Trap Video add
Somewhere In My Memory (Instrumental) Somewhere In My Memory Video add
The Attack On The House (Instrumental) The Attack On The House Video add
Mom Returns And Finale (Instrumental) Mom Returns And Finale Video add
Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas Mel Torme
We Wish You A Merry Christmas/End Title
Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree Brenda Lee
Run Rudolph Run Chuck Berry
How The Grinch Stole Christmas
Santa Claus Is Coming to Town
Somewhere In My Memory (Instrumental) Somewhere In My Memory Video add

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