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Rock Me Sexy Jesus Lyrics

 

Rock Me Sexy Jesus Song Lyrics


[spoken]
He’s totally the man
The man with the plan
He traveled through time
In an awesome custom van
Moralistically,
He taught us to be good
How to set our souls free
And do all the sh*t we should
Now we do the right deeds
We go to church and such
And we stopped smoking pot
Well at least not as much
And we can’t forget to mention,
The golden rule
Do unto others as you would have them…
Slam bam, spank you ma’am

[singing begins]
Do unto you!
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
He died for our sins
You gotta believe us
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
All night long
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
We’re really amazed
You gotta believe us
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
All night long
He lays down science, it really blows my mind
But he’s also got abs that transcend space and time
He’s the son of God and I think that’s cool
But he’s got swimmer’s bod like nobody do
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
He died for our sins
You gotta believe us
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
All night long
The Immaculate Conception really makes my day
But the dude’s got lats that make me feel gay
"Turn the other cheek" is really showing class
But I really think it’s sexy when he kicks Satan’s ass
Kicks Satan’s ass!
Kicks Satan’s ass!
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
He died for our sins
You gotta believe us
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
All night long
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
We’re really amazed
You gotta believe us
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
All night long
Oooooo, oooooo,
ooooo, ooooooo
Ahhh, Ahhhh,
Jesus, H. Christ!
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
We’re really amazed
You gotta believe us
His moralistic ways, totally ease us
His zen zing zang is gonna appease us
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
His holiest of ways
Ain’t never gonna leave us
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
All night long
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
All night long, all night long, all night long


Hamlet 2 Song List

Rock Me Sexy Jesus

The Ralph Sall Experience 

Raped in the Face

Phoebe Strole,Skylar Astin,Steve Coogan,Skylar Astin,Phoebe Strole,Steve Coogan 

What It's Like

Everlast 

The Look of Love (Part One)

ABC 

Move Your Groove

Interstellar Force 

Gone

All Too Much 

Sleep

Ralph Sall 

Guitar Sweet!

Ralph Sall 

I See a World

All Too Much 

Curtain Falls

The Ralph Sall Experience 

Maniac

The Ralph Sall Experience 

Someone Saved My Life Tonight

The Ralph Sall Experience 

You're as Gay as the Day is Long

The Ralph Sall Experience 

Rock Me Sexy Jesus Lyrics by The Ralph Sall Experience from Hamlet 2 Soundtrack (2008). Rating: 4.2/5 (24 votes)