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The Ralph Sall Experience
Hamlet 2 Soundtrack - Movie, 2008
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Rock Me Sexy Jesus [spoken]

He’s totally the man



The man with the plan

He traveled through time

In an awesome custom van

Moralistically,

He taught us to be good

How to set our souls free

And do all the sh*t we should

Now we do the right deeds

We go to church and such

And we stopped smoking pot

Well at least not as much

And we can’t forget to mention,

The golden rule

Do unto others as you would have them…

Slam bam, spank you ma’am

[singing begins]

Do unto you!

Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus

He died for our sins

You gotta believe us

Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus

All night long

Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus

We’re really amazed

You gotta believe us

Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus

All night long

He lays down science, it really blows my mind

But he’s also got abs that transcend space and time

He’s the son of God and I think that’s cool

But he’s got swimmer’s bod like nobody do

Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus

He died for our sins

You gotta believe us

Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus

All night long

The Immaculate Conception really makes my day

But the dude’s got lats that make me feel gay

"Turn the other cheek" is really showing class

But I really think it’s sexy when he kicks Satan’s ass

Kicks Satan’s ass!

Kicks Satan’s ass!

Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus

He died for our sins

You gotta believe us

Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus

All night long

Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus

We’re really amazed

You gotta believe us

Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus

All night long

Oooooo, oooooo,

ooooo, ooooooo

Ahhh, Ahhhh,

Jesus, H. Christ!

Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus

We’re really amazed

You gotta believe us

His moralistic ways, totally ease us

His zen zing zang is gonna appease us

Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus

His holiest of ways

Ain’t never gonna leave us

Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus

All night long

Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus

All night long, all night long, all night long
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