» » »

Rock Me Sexy Jesus Lyrics

Follow us on

Rock Me Sexy Jesus

 
The Ralph Sall Experience Lyrics
Hamlet 2 Soundtrack Movie, 2008
CD  ·  DVD  ·  Sheet music

Rock Me Sexy Jesus [spoken]
He’s totally the man
The man with the plan
He traveled through time
In an awesome custom van
Moralistically,
He taught us to be good
How to set our souls free
And do all the sh*t we should
Now we do the right deeds
We go to church and such
And we stopped smoking pot
Well at least not as much
And we can’t forget to mention,
The golden rule
Do unto others as you would have them…
Slam bam, spank you ma’am

[singing begins]
Do unto you!
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
He died for our sins
You gotta believe us
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
All night long
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
We’re really amazed
You gotta believe us
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
All night long
He lays down science, it really blows my mind
But he’s also got abs that transcend space and time
He’s the son of God and I think that’s cool
But he’s got swimmer’s bod like nobody do
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
He died for our sins
You gotta believe us
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
All night long
The Immaculate Conception really makes my day
But the dude’s got lats that make me feel gay
"Turn the other cheek" is really showing class
But I really think it’s sexy when he kicks Satan’s ass
Kicks Satan’s ass!
Kicks Satan’s ass!
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
He died for our sins
You gotta believe us
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
All night long
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
We’re really amazed
You gotta believe us
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
All night long
Oooooo, oooooo,
ooooo, ooooooo
Ahhh, Ahhhh,
Jesus, H. Christ!
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
We’re really amazed
You gotta believe us
His moralistic ways, totally ease us
His zen zing zang is gonna appease us
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
His holiest of ways
Ain’t never gonna leave us
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
All night long
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
All night long, all night long, all night long
CD  ·  DVD  ·  Sheet music
Comments

comments powered by Disqus



Artist name Song lyrics
The Ralph Sall Experience Rock Me Sexy Jesus Lyrics
The Ralph Sall Experience You're as Gay as the Day is Long Lyrics   add
The Ralph Sall Experience Someone Saved My Life Tonight Lyrics Video  add
Phoebe Strole,Skylar Astin,Steve Coogan,Skylar Astin,Phoebe Strole,Steve Coogan Raped in the Face Lyrics
The Ralph Sall Experience Maniac Lyrics   add
The Ralph Sall Experience Curtain Falls Lyrics   add
All Too Much I See a World Lyrics   add
Ralph Sall Guitar Sweet! Lyrics   add
Everlast What It's Like Lyrics
Ralph Sall Sleep Lyrics   add
All Too Much Gone Lyrics   add
Interstellar Force Move Your Groove Lyrics   add
ABC The Look of Love (Part One) Lyrics


All lyrics are the property and copyright of their owners. All lyrics provided for educational purposes only.