I'm not so bad.
I just hate to see a good time had
By Everyone but me
On this lonely christmas eve.
Hear them up and down, up and down the street.
noise noise noise noise
How I hate their happy noise
There's only one thing I hate more come to think of it
And that's the people who keep making it
feast feast feast feast
They'll have more than anyone could ever eat
Me I'm stuck here with my cream of wheat
There's no one here to feast with me
On this lonely Christmas Eve
Don't they know I'm up here all alone
In my cave up in the hill
How I wish that this would go away
This dreadful holiday that they call Christmas day.
When they're done with all their Christmas noise
And they've had their Christmas feast
Just when I think that I might finally
Get a moments peace
They start to
Oh Sing Sing sing sing
Now I'll never get much sleep
I'm screaming out the window but it don't do no good
They sing n' sing 'n sing all through the neighborhood.
Sing sing sing
They take their little break, and then they do it all again.
It's a lonely Christmas Eve.
[Thanks to Matt Galloway for lyrics]