Gossip

Gossip Lyrics

Gossip Song Lyrics

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OCTOPUS MOM:
Did you hear about that poor little clownfish father whose son was taken from the reef?

OCTOPUS BABY:
Mom? Mom? Mom? Mommy? MOM!

OCTOPUS MOM:
Wait a sec.
NOT NOW SWEETY!
Mommy's only got eight hands!

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LOBSTER #1:
He went to the three ferocious sharks. He's wicked scared. But what does he do? He goes and blows 'em up!

LOBSTER #2:
Wow! Now that's a tale!

LOBSTER #1:
(acknowledging his tail) Why, thank you!

LOBSTER #2:
Yeah...didn't mean it that way.

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SWORDFISH #1:
I heard he went face to face with a jellyfish.

SWORDFISH #2:
You heard incorrectly old chap. It was an entire jellyfish forest.

SWORDFISH #1:
Be that as it may. He made it out unharmed.

SWORDFISH #2:
He may have, my good man. But will you?

SWORDFISH #1:
Touche.

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PENGUIN #1:
(Flying)
And then this whale comes along and takes him straight to Sydney Harbor and shoots him out his spout! Isn't that amazing?

PENGUIN #2:
(Also flying)
That IS amazing...Wait a minute. We're penguins...We can't fly!

BOTH:
(Falling)
AHHHH!!!!!

[Thanks to Kristine for lyrics]