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My Girlfriend, Who Lives in Canada Lyrics
My Girlfriend, Who Lives in Canada Song Lyrics
I wish you could meet my girlfriend, my girlfriend who lives in Canada.
She couldn't be sweeter
I wish you could meet her,
My girlfriend who lives in Canada!
Her name is Alberta
She live in Vancouver
She cooks like my mother
And sucks like a Hoover.
I e-mail her every single day
Just to make sure that everything's okay.
It's a pity she lives so far away, in Canada!
Last week she was here, but she had the flu.
'Cause I wanted to introduce her to you
It's so sad
There wasn't a thing that she could do
But stay in bed with her legs up over her head!
I wish you could meet my girlfriend,
But you can't because she is in Canada.
I love her, I miss her, I can't wait to kiss her,
So soon I'll be off to Alberta!
I mean Vancouver!
sh*t! Her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancou-
She's my girlfriend!
My wonderful girlfriend!
Yes I have a girlfriend, who lives in Canada!!
And I can't wait to eat her pussy again!
[Thanks to CuriousSarah123@aol.com for lyrics]
Avenue Q Song List
›The Avenue Q Theme
›What Do You Do with a B.A. in English?
›It Sucks To Be Me
›If You Were Gay
›Everyone's A Little Bit Racist
›The Internet Is For Porn
›I'm Not Wearing Underwear Today
›You Can Be as Loud as the Hell You Want
›Fantasies Come True
›My Girlfriend, Who Lives in Canada
›There's a Fine, Fine Line
›There Is Life Outside Your Apartment
›The More You Ruv Someone
›I Wish I Could Go Back to College
›The Money Song
›School for Monsters/The Money Song (Reprise)
›There's A Fine, Fine Line (Reprise)
›What Do You Do With A B.A. In English? (Reprise)
›Tear It Up And Throw It Away