Area 69

Area 69 Lyrics

It was a dark and dreary night
That a spaceship landed right in my backyard
It shook my room and woke me up
From a deep sleep
From a cool dream
Something bright, a yellow light
Like a moonbeam
So I stood up
I went to the window
Where I saw a pretty yellow light
What a sight, what a fright to see
An alien looking straight up at me
Does he want to hurt me?
Does he only want my family?
Should I offer him a kudo?
Or should I just go say hello?
Should I just go say hello...

I walked out my backdoor
Up to it and stuck my hand
Right in the air with fear
But I said to it
"Hello and how are you?"
Well then it turned to me
And I could see
That this alien was surely not a he
And so I said, "I come in peace"
She said, "Please make love to me"
Who am I to complain?
I don't even have to ever know her name
Could my girlfriend ever know
That I screwed a UFO
That I screwed a UFO

I should have known right from the start
That this E.T. b**ch was to break my heart
She had her own way
She sucked me into her game
She might as well just be a normal girl
She smiled and waved
And took off back to the milky way
To the milky way
To the milky way
To the milky way
Yeah, ohhh