My Bologna by Yankovic Weird Al
Oooh, my little hungry one,
Open up a package of my bologna.
Oooh, I think the toast is done,
The toast is done.
Top it with a little of my bologna.
chorus: Never gonna stop,
Eat it up.
Such a tasty snack,
I always eat too much,
And throw up.
But I'll soon be back
For my my my yi yi wooo!
Spreadin' on the mustard now,
A-show me how.
Spread it on a little of this bologna.
Hopin' that we don't run out,
Don't run out.
If we do, I'm sure that I'll miss bologna.
Goin' to the market now,
I'm the city's biggest bologna buyer.
Walkin' down the shopping aisles,
Fillin' up my basket with Oscar Mayer.