Elephantitis

Elephantitis Lyrics

woke up with my nuts by my side so i brushed my
tooth and i took them for a ride when i go driving it's the
carpool lane all the way because i am beside myself my
girl sits in the back cuz my nuts ride shotgun i've got
elephantitis of the nuts public pussy places won't have
me they think i'm an embarrassment of the human male
society it's not a disease don't wan't a quarantine because
these nuts are my personal property some say that i'm a
hero to all my fellow mens i'm their token role model like
alanis is to women