My Girlfriend's Dead

My Girlfriend's Dead Lyrics

I once had a girlfriend
But then one day she dumped me
And everywhere I'd go
People would ask me
Where she was
I don't want to talk about her
But someone always asks about her
So I tell them all my girlfriend's dead

I say it's leukemia
Or sometimes bulimia
Or a great big truck ran her over
And chopped off her head
I don't want to talk about her
But someone always asks about her
So I tell them all she's dead

I guess there's a part of me
That likes the sympathy
Of the looks on their faces
When I tell them how she passed away
I don't want to talk about her
But someone always asks about her
So i tell them all she's dead

My girlfriend's dead
My girlfriend's dead you see
It's a total lie
But it's easier on me
Than having to admit
That she likes someone else

My girlfriend's dead
My girlfriend's dead you know
Please change the subject
Or I'm going to go
Jump off a building
And join her in heaven
I don't want to talk about her
But someone always asks about her
So I tell them all she's dead

I once had a girlfriend
But then one day she dumped me
And everywhere I'd go
People would ask me
Where she was
I don't want to talk about her
But someone always asks about her
So I tell them all my girlfriend's dead
I don't want to talk about her
But someone always asks about her
So I tell them all my girlfriend's dead