1st day out

1st day out Lyrics

(Jamie Madrox)
"I got another funky rhyme
another funky funky rhyme
I got another funky rhyme
another funky rhyme another funky funky rhyme" (twice)

"Awwww sh*t!
Twizted!
This is my sh*t man!
They're finna remake the wicked sh*t!
Jamie spit man!"

(Jamie Madrox)
"Now they let the gates up so I bail
Six sh*tty months pick me up from the county jail
Smart ass mouth even though I paid my dues
Chrome toilet, rolled blankets, and the rhombus shoes
But I ain't naggin
Here comes my people in the hoopty muffla draggin
Ain't been in the hoop ride long
And the two liter of Moon Mist is almost gone
Nuts are kinda anxious to drop a load
Told my man to hook me up with a chick that he know
The b**ch said muthaf**ker pick me up at three
Can't b**ch Santa don't ride your street
We can meet around the corner at KFC
You can take a cab and I'll pay the fee
When she showed up damn, she was out of luck
I forgot my wallet in the glovebox on my truck
Put the tab for the cab and the dinner too
With a knot in my sock, b**ch i thought ya knew
Dressed to impress chewin dyntene gum
And I was drunk as f**k and smelled like an alley bum
I'm chewin on my food like a carnivore
Dumb b**ch starin at me like and eyesore
Then I plopped my face in the bowl of soup
And slurpped every last bit up through my missin tooth
The b**ch jumped up faster than a race
and told me how to bow to her face
So she pickin up the tab, ya know that I'ma go for mine
Got sone shabille 54' vengence wine
And a steak well done and an order of shrimp
Jamie Madrox playin the pimp...UHH
Shes back now, and her hair ain't fixed
Probably in the bathroom kickin back takin a sh*t
But I ain't sayin nothin though
I ain't sayin nothin bout the muthaf**kin hoe
Whats up b**ch? your ready to break, besides how long
Can one fat b**ch take? Quit snackin
And pay this sh*t, so we can go to your crib
And watch a horror flick, with ya daddy

"Your Employed?"
"Uhhhhh sh*t, Naw"

(Jamie Madrox)
Your daddy's pretty fresh sweetie pie
I mean him, lettin me grip his ride
Besides, he slipped me a fifty
But the again I'm kinda shifty
Now I wanna f**k so we headed to my house
f**k sittin with you parents on the couch
Dad I got a b**ch in my room and a smile
Take your ass to the bar and don't come back for awhile
A juggalo's known for smackin ho's
But I need to bust nut so I switch to the mack mode

(Monoxide Child)
Now Laurie, you know I love you
So why don't you just let me f**k you
Look b**ch, I know you's a freak
So let me get a little kiss on my cheek
And I'll f**k to go hit that
Come on nympho, and let me hit dat
Tell ya what, ya let me stick it
And I gotta left over piece of chicken for ya
Ya little sewer skank
(Violent J)
Ya nasty little pipe smokin MONEY HUNGRY b**ch!
(Monoxide Child)
That's the sh*t J
85 bucks an hour, you wanna play
And that was that
A little smooth talkin and she was on her back
Ya never guess what
My first day out, and I caught my nut

(Jamie Maddrox & Monoxide Child)
First day out and I caught my nut (what)
First day out and I caught my nut (what)
First day out and I caught my nut (what)
Well sh*t b**ch it's my first day out, and i caught my nut (4X)