I'm the one who fainted

I'm the one who fainted Lyrics

Here's to the shadow that sliced off my nose
The guy that would've been first on the scene
A friend in the bureau and the policeman
Who she called
And here's to the ent surgeon who stuck it back in it's place
And here's to the aging therapist
The one who had a lot to say
About my dear old brother
On the verge of no constraint

I'm the one in assembly
The one who fainted on that day
The one who ran at out- made quite a name
I'm the one
The one who wanted heaven back
Who lay on the blenheim tracks
Was driven away

Sacred hearts, sacredly oblique hearts
Sacred abandoned parts, seemingly strange
Flawed prototype, zebra of the family
Limp on the brain

I'm the one in assembly
The one who fainted on that day
The one who ran up made quite a name
Remember me don't you
Don't dismember me, yo-hoo
You resemble me don't you
Go away go away go away