Assholes On Parade Lyrics — Timbuk 3

It's an a**hole celebration
And their all out on the street
See them on the sidewalk
Oh hear them shuffeling feet
As 20.000 a**holes doing a**hole promenade
Step aside good people it's the a**holes on parade
We got the a**holes for freedom
The a**holes for fun, the a**holes for Jesus and the a**holes for guns
a**holes for justice and a**holes for crime
a**holes for a**holes a**holes for all time
We got a**holes making money their making all the rules, their talking all
Our jobs and their filling up our schools
a**holes on the water, a**holes in the sky, sign that says help wanted,
Only a**holes need apply
Oh teacher won't you tell me
Have i really made the grade
Am i head off my class
Or am i just another a**hole on parade
a**holes give the order, and a**holes row the boat
a**holes get elected, cause a**holes get to vote
I once heard it said that old a**holes never die
They just lay in bed and multiply
a**holes in the morning, a**holes every night
a**holes to the left and a**holes to the right
As 20.000 a**holes doin a**hole promenade
Step aside good people its the a**holes on parade