Crap Lyrics

Crap Song Lyrics

Hello, lemme tell you this is what happens when you
Hold in a too much stuff, ready? go

(Fart)

And that's just the beginning...

(Fart)
And that's that one and there's gunna be more gas, you
Know what I'm saying?
I don't know if you able to hear the pee-pee right now.
My stomach is bloat up like a balloon.
Don't want to force it, want to let it come natural
Like.
Don't let it come before it's time ohhh
I am now pressing my stomach as so to make it come
Out more quickly.

(Fart)

There's still more doo-doo trapped in there, so that's
Not going to make the gas come out full

Steam *shreee*(cool sound)

(Longest fart)

I don't need to even comment on that one...
I just want you to say to me... how could you do even
More? well, this just goes to show you, listen to this:

(Fart x2)

I'm going to go back and listen to the first one, of
The farts, they're easy