Christmas In Lancashire
The Kristet Utseende Lyrics
Christmas In Lancashire Lyrics
Christmas In Lancashire by The Kristet Utseende
And snow is on the ground
But I'm not feeling festive
Coz, we wireless networks gone down
I can t even listen to Cliff Richard or Slade
Coz the barry in'th'iPod has seen better days...
It's Christmas again
Digibox is up spout
I had fifty channels
But now I've got nowt
No ITV 4 or Price-Drop TV
It's reruns of Sinbad and Queen's speech for thee
I can't even BitTorrent Morecambe & Wise
Coz me 8 meg broadbands bust, I'm cut down to size
No credit on't mobile so I can't send a text
This technology at Christmas oh it does get me vexed
I got some mince pies and left Santa a drink
But I couldn't make egg nog coz blenders on't blink
I got my friends round for Christmas but then asked
Them to leave
Coz I'm reformatting th'hard drive
On Christmas Eve...
It's Christmas again
Digibox is up spout
I had fifty channels
But now I've got nowt
No ITV 4 or Price-Drop TV
It's reruns of Sinbad and Queen's speech for thee
Well I jumped in me car
Got to visit the folk
Got Sat Nav for Christmas
Coz me sense of direction's a joke
I entered th'addresses, the screen I did touch
But I got bloomin lost
Coz the woman spoke Dutch!
It's Christmas again
Digibox is up spout
I had fifty channels
But now I've got nowt
No ITV 4 or Price-Drop TV
It's reruns of Sinbad and Queen's speech for thee
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