Please

Please Lyrics

Why must you pick on me
have you no sympathy?
im just trying to get to school.
i lack popularity, no friends to ride with me
so im alone in the car pool.

When i saw those flashing lights,
when i heard you read my rights,
i knew it wasnt day...

so, officer please, dont ticket me,
my violation doesnt deserve citation,
Please,
i wont bother you so dont bother me
"sorry son but thats what i've got to do"

im tired of these stupid rules.
ive got to waste my day at traffic school.
and on top of that i got to pay a fine.

the CHP likes to pick on me.
they've got to sympathy.
they're nothing but fat red neck swine

so, officer please, dont ticket me,
my violation doesnt deserve citation,
Please,
i wont bother you so dont bother me
"sorry son but thats what i've got to do"