C.H.R.I.S.T.M.A.S./Gloria — The Boys Lyrics
Album: The Yobs Christmas Album [Performed As The Yobs]C.H.R.I.S.T.M.A.S./Gloria by The Boys
"h" is for your pubic hair that sticks between my teeth.
"r" is for your rectum, that "i" fuck with my dick.
christmas comes but once a year and makes me fucking sick.
"s" is for your shitty asshole, clinkers 'round your bum,
"t" is for your massive tits that make me want to cum.
"m" is for masturbation, when you're not here with me.
"a" is for the agony of catching your vd.
"s" is for the syphilis that rots away my prick,
christmas comes but once a year and makes me fucking sick.
"s" is for the syphilis that rots away my ding-dong merrily along,
the chapel bells are ringing. ding-dong merrily along,
my fucking balls are swinging.
whoa, whoa whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa,
whoa whoa whoa, whoa, whoa whoa....
the chapel bells are ringing. (more whoa's)
...my fucking balls are swinging!
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