Don't Cry Baby, It's Only A Movie by Television Personalities
A hero is dying, his sad life his ending
Don't worry baby, they're only pretending
Don't cry baby it's only a movie, dry your eyes.
You can be my Audrey Hepburn, I'll be Cary Grant
You could be my Cleopatra, who's to say we can't?
You can be my leading lady, I would be your Beau
And we can live in Hollywood and be stars of the show