Hard (A Monster Made It)

Hard (A Monster Made It) Lyrics

(Intro)
Strange music! I know yall see us!
Yall saw that Forbes list two years in a row, nigga, that play!
And we still doing it, harder than
Most of yall motherf**kers out there, y'all know it!
Im bout to show you right here, check it out!

(Verse)
I been reppin' heavy to all you tardy cats
While you gettin' over with ya p**s and farty raps
Been smokin' hella enough to bring Bob Marley back
I still kill 'em all but I gotta shake 'em like "where the party at?"
Let up ya dresses, confess it, Tech is impressive
His message, effort stretches from Zacatecas thru Texas
I'm excessive with breasts(?), when I press it, meshes make messes
That's where the sex is, it (???), yes, they blessed as Hugh Hef is!
I round the foes with all kind of flows
Time for the N9ne because I'm the chose
Never gotta be foolish to get the dough
Like a lot of you actin' up on TV to get them hoes
You don't wanna have to fight on my card
I got the type of choppin' that should be barred
I'm gonna shoot beyond the stars, you try and disregard

(Hook x2)
My sh*t is hard! Constipated
They wonder why so killa, cause a monster made it
My sh*t is hard! I'm the greatest
Look around, that's why everybody's congregated

(Verse)
Moon stricken, yeah, they think I'm crazy
When they ask me how I rap so quick, I say poon lickin'
Don't play my sh*t, you'll have everyone in the room b**chin'
Doomed iffin' you got (ravished) and now my tomb's kickin'
Four score, seven years a ho
Knockin' 'em down with me, 99 Benz to go
Chuggin' around 50, mix the Lou then cheers to slow
Mutherf**kers who never loved us simply cause they fear the flow
Spit lyrics to get vicious rippers to get the pit
Dis' this and get whipped, hit this trick with this pistol grip
b**ch, this is the fifth, if suspicious, here's a stiffen of this
Sniffin' this... wait, what was I sayin'?

(Hook x4)
My sh*t is hard! Constipated
They wonder why so killa, cause a monster made it
My sh*t is hard! I'm the greatest
Look around, that's why everybody's congregated

[Bridge: Tech N9ne]
Just when your coat off you enter the rain
Two dollar haters, yeah, I'm a be a vendor for change
Sender of pain, see ya lady? I'mma lend her the thang
And she gonna take it from me and the newest member of Strange

(Verse)
Crews get assassinated, castles all crumble
Forever lives the legend of a poet who is humble
Words to live by, now I die by a strange code
About to kill this verse, they call me Murs if you ain't know
I don't rap fast, I'mma leave that up to Tech and 'em
Ces, Bernz, Krizz, Rittz, Wrek, and the rest of 'em
Zero estrogen, my heart, it only pumps lava
DNA is black mamba with a little chupacabra
I'm a monster, I'm a problem, I'm a motherf**kin' beast
I'm a red nosed pit, off the motherf**kin' leash
I'm a livin' f**king legend, man,
The rest of y'all just walking dead
Feral with a arrow, call me Daryl, takin' off my head

(Hook x2)
My sh*t is hard! Constipated
They wonder why so killa, cause a monster made it
My sh*t is hard! I'm the greatest
Look around, that's why everybody's congregated

(Outro)
It's getting to the point where
I don't even wanna work with rappers no more man
All these years trying to get 'em all to see
Now I just wanna do what I been doin'
Just makin' music for my technicians to bang
You know what I'm sizzlin'?
Bang! Bang! Bang! For strange!
Bang! Bang! Bang! We're gonna bang! For Strange!