Divas Are Skanks

Divas Are Skanks Lyrics

If Britney is a virgin, then Im the King of Spain,
And Christina looks like a poodle that isn't potty trained.
Whitney was gonna sing a song, but she got too high.
Cuz divas are skanks, divas are skanks, divas are skanks.
Mariah had a breakdown. Shanias teeth are fake,
And Celines constant shrieking is more than I can take.
If J-Lo had any class she might know how to spell.
I remember in the good ole days when divas kept their clothes on.
I remember in the good ole when divas wrote their own songs.
Lets all get together and dance around like sl*ts.
Dressing up like hookers and show off their big butts.
Working at the Moulin Rouge, not much of a stretch.
Shakira please shake you ass for me.
Shakira please belly dance for me.
Whenever, wherever,
We meant to be together
And I be here and you be there and that's the deal my
Divas are skanks, Divas are skanks, Divas are skanks.