Schmack!

Schmack! Lyrics

It's the same old guys.
In the same old house.
Lying around doing nothing.
On the same old couch.
Oh no not another day doin' nothing.
The only thing we get is the TV lovin'.
Then it happened our boy had an idea.
Put this ad in the paper.
And see what would appear.
Boredom's the matter with me.
I wanna fight it.
You wash the dishes baby.
I'll do the dryin'.
Then it happened boy.
Then it happened boy.
Then it happened boy.
The ad was pretty simple and this is how it read
FEMALE FLATMATE WANTED.
Beautifully fully furnished water front views.
FEMALE FLATMATE WANTED.
Deluxe apartment would you like to move.
FEMALE FLATMATE WANTED.
Ring the number provided and come on over.
If you're pretty come on.
If you're pretty come on.
If you're pretty.
Well they got so many calls that the lines were jammed.
So many girls' numbers they had too much on their hands.
When they turned up they knew they would survive.
Beautiful women turning up - four or five at a time.
When they left they gave their name and number.
And said - don't forget to call you gotta remember
This went down in history.
As the slickest and the fittest girls you've ever seen.
Boredom's the matter with me.
I wanna fight it.
You wash the dishes baby.
I'll do the dryin'.
On the weekend. The weekend. Weekend.
The ad was pretty simple this is how it read.