Special Fred

Special Fred Lyrics

When I was a boy of 10
I had a very best friend
Fred was kind with good intent
But just a little different

Oh special fred
Mama dropped on his head
Now he's not so bright instead
Hes a little bit special
Just a little bit

We played tag and he'd get hurt
Id play soldier he'd eat dirt
I like math and the spelling bee
Fred liked talking to a tree

Oh special fred
Mama dropped on his head
Now she keeps him in the shed
Cause he's a little bit special
Just a little bit

I ran track hung out in malls
Fred ran headfirst into walls
I had girls and lots of clothes
Fred had names for all his toes
Oh special fred
Mama dropped him on his head
Now he thinks he's a piece of bread
Cause he's a little bit special
Just a little bit

One day talking to special fred
He grabbed a brick and he swung at my head
And as he laughed at me that's when I knew
That special fred just made me special too

Woah woah now I laugh as I count bugs
I give strangers great big hugs
Next to me fred is fine
Yeah he's a f***in einstein

Oh special fred and me
Now we're not right in the head you see
Now we're not so bright instead
We're a little bit special
Just a little bit special
That bastard fred made me special
Just a little bit

Just a little bit........special