Dickhead

Dickhead Lyrics

This is "T" to the mother f**king "Ofty"
What's you're problem Dickhead

[1st Verse]

Don't kick my dog dickhead
Don't beep at me dickhead
Why d'you mug me off in my car dickhead
Why you disrespecting my bra dickhead
There's a dickhead in you're mouth
A dickhead on parade
Do not have kids
Don't want dickheads to be made dickhead
Why you disrespecting my bra dickhead
Why d'you p**s me off in first class dickhead
I'm not sitting here to be treated like a dickhead
Bumba Clart, kin' Raas Clart
Where's the Chorus dickhead

[Chorus]

Isn't it Lovely, that we can still be good friends
They say you've gone off me, don't be so sloppy..baby
Isn't it Lovely, that we can still be good friends
I know you still want me, cos I'm so lovely...baby

[2nd Verse]

If you diss me you'll sell copy dickhead
What d'you expect dickhead
Radiohead dickhead
This is pop dickhead
Size tens dickhead
Break you're shins dickhead
My security are a viscious crew
They'll kick f**k out of you
Only if I ask them to, but
They'll kick f**k out of you
You're going home in a Stafordshire Ambulance

I wasn't looking at ya' bird dickhead
She was looking at me dickhead
Who do I think I am dickhead
Who the f**k are you dickhead
You must have me confused
With someone who gives a sh*t
I've found the dickhead of the year
And you are f**king it dickhead

Where's the chorus...no chorus.. dickhead

[Chorus 2]

Isn't it Lovely, that we can still be good friends
They say you've gone off me, don't be so sloppy..baby
Isn't it Lovely, that we can still be good friends
I know you still want me, cos I'm so lovely...baby

[The Tofty Rap]

I've got a bucket of sh*t Ohh Yeah
I've got a bucket of sh*t
I've got a bucket of sh*t Ohh Yeah
I've got a bucket of sh*t
Not, horse sh*t, cow sh*t dog sh*t no real sh*t
I've got a bucket of sh*t Ohh Yeah
I've got a bucket of sh*t
Not, horse sh*t, cow sh*t dog sh*t no REAAL sh*t!

[3rd Verse]

Why d'you cut me up in my car dickhead
Why d'you say bad things 'bout my bra dickhead
I've got nothing for you dickhead
Go to bed dickhead
Don't wake up dickhead
Who gives a f**k dickhead
No one gives a f**k about you cos you're a dickhead true
See your mate over there in the corner he's a dickhead too like you, dickhead

[Chorus 3]

Isn't it Lovely, that we can still be good friends
They say you've gone off me, don't be so sloppy..baby
Isn't it Lovely, that we can still be good friends
I know you still want me, cos I'm so lovely...baby

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