Rock bottom, pop. 1 by Robbie Fulks
You can tell that I'm a big man in this town
And I'm the king of every street that I walk down
It ain't much to brag about, but it's all mine
From Main Street to the city limits sign.
Welcome to Rock Bottom, population one
Just over by the mountain where a fool fell from
And if you're looking for heartaches, stop and get you some
Down in Rock Bottom, population one.
When I said goodbye to her, I felt so strong
I thought I knew my way, but somewhere, I went wrong
Now I'd trade this lonesome world to hold her near
But I don't think she could reach me way down here.