Hi Mom, It's Me!

Hi Mom, It's Me! Lyrics

Hey, hello
Hi mom, it's me
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

I know you think I'm just a useless stupid punk
because every night I come home drunk
Hi mom, it's me, the f**king little sh*t
the ugly little monkey who used to suck your tit

I know you think my band's just a waste of time
those beer cans you found in my room weren't mine
Hi mom, it's me, the f**king little sh*t
the ugly little monkey who used to suck your tit

Got 5 bucks I can borrow?