Doctor dipstick

Doctor dipstick Lyrics

He's the Einstein of engines, he's the wizard of carbs.
An overall-clad surgeon and addicted to sauce.
His attitude's bad, yeah he's a guy who is wise.
But he could lift out a big block with blindfolded eyes.

A walking manual. The Doc is the man.
He's dipping that stick like a sh*t hits the can.

If you ask something stupid be prepared for a rant.
He'd never miss a chance to make you feel like an ant.
No reason for shame cuz there's only one man who knows.
Doctor Dipstick's his name and he's the star of the show.

A walking manual. The Doc is the man.
He's dipping that stick like a sh*t hits the can.

He jumps into action with a sneer and a wrench.
And sorts out the parts on a messy working bench.
A man storms in, there's not much time left to the race.
But everything's cool, the Doc's on top of the case.

A walking manual. The Doc is the man.
He's dipping that stick like a sh*t hits the can.