You've Got Mail Enhancement

You've Got Mail Enhancement Lyrics

If you should ever decide you want to start a career in internet marketing
If you engage in spam
There's something you should know
That I will hunt you down
And to destroy you!
Burn in hell!
I get online and notice I have E-mail
I click my inbox and see OH WHAT THE f**k!
20 e-mails are coming from the same guy
I don't know why he's concerned about my penis size
And what is this?
I won a brand new X-box!
I click the link and I get
15 POP UPS!
I try to close 'em
My PC takes a sh*t on me
There is no rubber for electronic STD'S
For every spam I get
I'm gonna make u eat your own sh*t
For every spam I get
I'm gonna choke you with your own dick
Thank you for ruining the internet (f**k face)
Thank you for ruining the internet (Donkey Balls)
Thank you for ruining the internet (Cooter Cram)
Thank you for ruining the internet (Dick)
I get rebooted and get back to my email
I got to forward a lame joke from my mom
Keep on searching for anything legitimate
I got a feeling I'll never end up finding it
And what is this Shania twain all naked
I click the link and I get
DICKS ON THE SCREEN
Endless dickage - colossal disappointment
I'm gonna find you and slay you with enjoyment
For every spam I get
I'm gonna smash in your face with a brick
For every spam I receive
You gonna get to gargle your own pee
For every spam I get later
I'm gonna rub your face on a cheese grader
For every spam you send me
I'm gonna do something like really... not good
Thank you for ruining the internet (sh*tlick)
Thank you for ruining the internet (penis steak)
Thank you for ruining the internet (an*l butter)
Thank you for ruining the internet (cunt)
The internet is a wonderful place
The ability to retrieve information on any subject
Or communicate with anybody around the world
It's a significant step to world peace
And the evolution of the human race
And then you got these a**holes
Who gotta be like I'm gonna sh*t all over
This precious gift to mankind
Oh yeah the answers are out there
But you gonna have to dig through this colossal
Pile of sh*t to get at them
Thank you for ruining the internet
Thank you for ruining the internet
Thank you for ruining the internet
Thank you for ruining the internet