Picture of nectar

Picture of nectar Lyrics

[Many years after the overthrow of Wilson, a rebel soldier crouching

high on a hilltop above the war torn forests of Gamehendge spots a

group of loyalists approaching from their lakeside encampment below.



His trusty llama stands beside him, loaded down with a canvas pack

that holds two large bazooka type guns to the animal's sides. Near the

man sits a cache of blastoplast, each capable of destroying the entire

hillside in an instant...]



Sunrise over the turquoise mountains

Messenger birds in sight

They came up through the valley

Both sides at a time

Through the cold steady rain

Raid!

I bend down

Poke a double decker on a llama

Taboot

Llama, Taboot Taboot

Trigger a blastoplast, ramshackle laker recedes

I start to run

It was the loudest thing I'd ever heard

And I knew my time had come

To enter the delta



Leave it on press [2x]

Depress, Depress

Llama, Taboot Taboot

Leave it on press

Depress, Depress

Llama, Taboot Taboot



Llama, Taboot Taboot

Llama, Taboot Taboot

Taboot Taboot

Taboot Taboot

Taboot




Cavern Lyrics


Your time is near, the mission's clear

It's later than we think

Before you slip into the night

You'll want something to drink

Steal away before the dawn, and

Bring us back good news

But if you've tread in primal soup

Please wipe it from your shoes



Just then a porthole pirate

Scourged the evening with his cry

And sanctuary bugs deprived

The monkey of its thigh

A dust arose and clogged my nose

Before I could blink twice

Despite the stuff that bubbled up

I gave some last advice:



The flesh from Satan's dogs

Will make the rudiments of gruel



Deduct the carrots from your pay

You worthless swampy fool



Exploding then through fields and fen

And swimming in the mire

The septic maiden's gargoyle tooth

Demented me with fire

I drifted where the current chose

Afloat upon my back

And if perchance a newt slimed by

I'd stuff it in my sack



Soon I felt a bubble form, Somewhere below my skin

But with handy spine of hedgehog

I removed the force within

Suzie then removed her mask

And caused a mighty stir

The angry mob responded

Taking turns at grabbing her



The foggy cavern's musty grime

Appeared within my palm

I snatched Rick's fork to scr*pe it off

With deadly icy calm



[(original lyrics - from 4.22.90)

The brothel wife then grabbed a knife

And slashed me on the tongue

I turned the blade back on the b**ch

And dropped her in the dung]



The crowd meanwhile had taken Sue

And used her like a rag

To mop the slime from where the slug

Had slithered with the bag



In summing up, the moral seems

A little bit obscure...



Give the director a serpent deflector

a mudrat detector, a ribbon reflector

a cushion convector, a pitcher of nectar *

a virile dissector,a hormone collector



* or "a penile erector" (4.22.90, 10.31.90), or "a picture of Nectar"



Whatever you do take care of your shoes




Poor Heart Lyrics


You won't steal my poor heart again

You won't steal my poor heart again

You won't steal my tape recorder

I'll call the Lord and he'll put you in the pen

You won't steal that thing again



I didn't even know your name or what was your game

But stealin' things has sure brought you to fame

I wanna know if you stole mine

It was one of a kind and I'm sayin' if you're to blame

Your life will never be the same



I can't track you anymore

Detective work has sure become a bore

So tell me what you did with it

And stop this sh*t, give up yourself

Before they come knockin' at your door



You won't steal my poor heart again

You won't steal my poor heart again

When I feel the blade of that Cupid sword

I'll call the Lord and he'll put you in the pen

You won't steal that thing again

You won't steal my poor heart again




Stash Lyrics


I'm pulling the pavement from under my nails

I brush past a garden, dependent on whales

The sloping companion I cast down the ash

Yanked on my tunic and dangled my stash



Zipping through the forest with the curdling fleas

To grow with them spindles, the mutant I seize

I capture the dread beast who falls to his knees

And cries to his cohorts, asleep in the trees



Smegma, dogmatagram, fishmarket stew

Police in a corner, gunnin' for you

Appletoast, bedheated, furblanket rat

Laugh when they shoot you, say

"Please don't do that"



Control for smilers can't be bought

The solar garlic starts to rot

Was it for this my life I sought?

Maybe so and maybe not (Maybe so and maybe not) [4x]

Was it for this my life I sought? (Maybe so and maybe not)

Control for smilers can't be bought (Maybe so and maybe not)

The solar garlic starts to rot (Maybe so and maybe not)

Was it for this my life I sought? (Maybe so and maybe not) [4x]



Manteca Lyrics


Written by Dizzy Gillespie and Gil Fuller



Crab in my shoemouth

Crab in my shoemouth

Crab in my shoemouth

Crab in my, Crab in my, Crab in my shoemouth



Crab in my shoemouth

Crab in my shoemouth

Crab in my shoemouth

Crab in my, Crab in my, Crab in my shoemouth




Guelah Papyrus Lyrics


Aboard a craft bereft of oar

I rowed upstream to find Lenore

Abducted by a bandit or

A king from some forgotten war



And mindful of his larval craze

The rhinotropic micro-gaze

Ignored it and to my amazement

Rode to Paris in twelve days



This is the work of the guelah papyrus

Stranded for a moment on the ocean of Osyrus

Absorbing all she can for every member of her clan

Expanding exponentially like some recursive virus





She take me on, I never fail

To ride on the redundant rail

'Cause when I know she's switched a track

There's always one to take me back



And through the bedroom door intrude

A fretful frown and spoil the mood

'Cause though I never really stand that tall

She tilt my frame, she watch me fall



[GUELAH (THE FLY)]



So maybe I could be a fly

And feed arachnid as I die

And view the ritual from within

The silken tunnel that they spin



And through the bedroom door intrude

A fretful frown and spoil the mood

'Cause though I never really stand that tall

She tilt my frame, she watch me fall




Glide Lyrics


And we're glad glad glad that you're alive

And we're glad glad glad that you'll arrive

And we're glad glad glad glad glad glad glad

And we're glad glad glad that you're a glide




Tweezer Lyrics


Won't you step into the freezer

Seize her with a tweezer



Won't you step into the freezer

Tease her with a tweezer



It's gonna be cold cold cold cold cold (4x)



Won't you step into the freezer

Please her with a tweezer



Won't you step into the freezer

Please her with a tweezer



It's gonna be cold cold cold cold cold (4x)



Look who's in the freezer

Uncle Ebenezer




The Mango Song Lyrics


Spasm waiter dropping to his knees, sees

Slander on wrap paper ties

Lifting up his head he feels the sunlight in his eyes



Grasp a kettle top and shoot the breeze, please

Ramble while slop scr*per sighs

Tossing in his bed at night he'll dream until he dies



Operations at the sink

The dribble liquid visible beneath his troubled eyes

Feels it tilt and start to slide



Mask a pretty hopper's foot with squeeze cheese

Dangle some grape apple pies

Tranquil and serene until he runs out of supplies



Your hands and feet are mangos

You're gonna be a genius anyway



Your hands and feet are mangos

You're gonna be a genius anyway



[All three verses superimposed upon one another]




Chalk Dust Torture Lyrics


Come stumble my mirth beaten worker

I'm Jezmund the family berzerker

I'm bought for the price of a flagon of rice

The wind buffs the cabin

You speak of your life

Or more willingly Locust the Lurker



Confuse what you can of the ending

And revise your despise so impending

'Cause I soak on the wrath

That you didn't quite mask

I'm getting it clearly through alternate paths

Or mixed in with the signal you're sending



But who can unlearn all the facts that I've learned

As I sat in their chairs and my synapses burned

And the torture of chalk dust collects on my tongue

Thoughts follow my vision and dance in the sun

All my vasoconstrictors they come slowly undone

Can't I live while I'm young?



But no peace for Jezmund tonight

I plug the distress tube up tight

And watch what I say as it flutters away

And all this emotion is kept harmless at bay

Not to educate somebody's fright




Catapult Lyrics


(Doctor Davis, telephone please...Doctor Davis, telephone please)

I'd catapult downtown

To see the galleries

And my favorite fiancee

In a lavender gown



But I'm hooked up to a machine

It performs my daily functions

Through a tube in my wien



And today that thing malfunctioned

Like a forest fire

It burnt a hole in me and I perspired



So there ain't gonna be a wedding

No love affair

No art to which none compares




Tweezer Reprise Lyrics


Won't you step into the freezer

Won't you step into the freezer

Won't you step into the freezer

Won't you step into the freezer